Mussadist

Adj: (Mus-sad-ist) A person who delights in tormenting former colleagues by abusing a privilege he has to use their services after he was fired.

adj. Mussadism; v.Mussadistic

Person 1: "That jerk called. He's complaining about the service."
Person 2: "If he hates it that much why does he keep calling?"
Person 1: "I don't know. I think he's just trying to get everybody fired."
Person 2: "He's just being a Mussadist."

by No Merit Badge February 25, 2010

Yellow Mustarding

Annoying somebody to the extent that it is no longer funny. Results tend to be less angry and more desperate and confused.

Dude stop it you’re being so unoriginal nobody but you thinks it’s funny, you’re basically yellow mustarding us at this point. We just wish you would stop.

by JellyrollJellyjinks May 6, 2021

mustardick

A penis with a wavy line of mustard on it.

Ew, Frank just sent me a Snapchat of his mustardick. It looks like zesty.

by tazzarama December 15, 2014

Mastardise

To tweak or rip-off something well known, yet improve it, or have it received as better than.

A good meme is a known pop culture reference, mastardised to ROFL effect.

by CallumFoster December 24, 2019

Robertois Honeus Mustardis

A person who has an extreme and unhealthy addiction to honey mustard.

Person 1: Hey look at Roberto Brillon eating honey mustard .

Person2: I heard he is a Robertois Honeus Mustardis!

Person 1: Stay as far away as possible or else you’ll become addicted as well.

by Asianduck November 30, 2017

mustardbation

when someone uses mustard as lubricant during masturbation

Baby get the mustard I got to practice my mustardbation technique

by Tj boi dillic June 9, 2017

Mustardbate

When you're fishing and you use mustard as bait to catch the fish.

"yesterday on free fishing day, I decided to mustardbate instead of master baiting (using worms)."

by Pacman's Little Bitch June 21, 2018