mushroom

a dick slap across the face of someone, leaving a red mark resembeling the head of a mushroom.
"i whipped that bitch out and gave 'er a mushroom"
by online daddy December 10, 2004
Get the mushroom mug.

mushroom

When you pull your scrotum over your penis forming a mushroom like shape where your genetiles should be.

Sam, your mushroom is huge!!
by Sam Wampler October 23, 2007
Get the mushroom mug.

mushroom

something that always comes after a badger.
Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger!
Mushroom! Mushroom!
by mushroommushroom April 24, 2007
Get the mushroom mug.

mushroom

A natural fungus, the shape of Condoleeza Rice's head.
damn that is one shroomy skull!
by Gerbilweebies February 26, 2005
Get the mushroom mug.

mushroom

1. Computer industry term for a programming primadonna with no social skills.

2. One who prefers writing code and/or administrating servers from a dark closet, whom is only to be bothered when someone has shit to throw at them.

3. An asshat with technical prowess that makes them hard to fire.
He's a damn good Unix admin, but he's a bit of a mushroom. If you don't want a condescening answer, there'd better be a server fire.
by irritus December 02, 2004
Get the mushroom mug.

mushroom

A mushroom is normally a girl (possibly a guy) with short hair shaped like a mushroom.
Sonia's new hair cut makes her look like a mushroom
by hehe sonia <3.. February 11, 2010
Get the mushroom mug.

mushroom

A mushroom is an enormous/fat human being with a head shaped slightly abnormal, and a hairstyle which seems to differ from others and resembles a particular type of fungus/mushroom,and their nose seems to be physically misplaced and gigantic.(sometimes it may seem slightly crooked)
by alistar March 12, 2005
Get the mushroom mug.