mushroom

a dick slap across the face of someone, leaving a red mark resembeling the head of a mushroom.

"i whipped that bitch out and gave 'er a mushroom"

by online daddy December 9, 2004

mushroom

When you pull your scrotum over your penis forming a mushroom like shape where your genetiles should be.

Sam, your mushroom is huge!!

by Sam Wampler November 29, 2007

mushroom

something that always comes after a badger.

Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger!
Mushroom! Mushroom!

by mushroommushroom May 2, 2007

mushroom

A natural fungus, the shape of Condoleeza Rice's head.

damn that is one shroomy skull!

by Gerbilweebies February 25, 2005

mushroom

1. Computer industry term for a programming primadonna with no social skills.

2. One who prefers writing code and/or administrating servers from a dark closet, whom is only to be bothered when someone has shit to throw at them.

3. An asshat with technical prowess that makes them hard to fire.

He's a damn good Unix admin, but he's a bit of a mushroom. If you don't want a condescening answer, there'd better be a server fire.

by irritus December 1, 2004

mushroom

A mushroom is normally a girl (possibly a guy) with short hair shaped like a mushroom.

Sonia's new hair cut makes her look like a mushroom

by hehe sonia <3.. February 10, 2010

mushroom

A mushroom is an enormous/fat human being with a head shaped slightly abnormal, and a hairstyle which seems to differ from others and resembles a particular type of fungus/mushroom,and their nose seems to be physically misplaced and gigantic.(sometimes it may seem slightly crooked)

"ThAt GiRl Is a HuGe mUsHrOoM!"

by alistar May 13, 2005