Cunt Muscle

A girl's best friend.

"I love your face, cunt muscle."

"Oh, that's Christie, she is Beckie's cunt muscle"

by Beckiejayne August 4, 2008

Cunt-muscle

To describe someone who is EXTREMELY and UNBELIEVABLY unpleasant. Most commonly used when no possible words can come to mind to describe either a person or situation. The equivalence of being a douche-bag multiplied by at least 50.

"DUDE! You just fucking puked all over me you fucking cunt-muscle!!!"

In situational terms one may be "cunt-muscled".

by Steel843Curtain March 24, 2009

cunt-muscle

A muscle in the vagina, used to call someone when they are a complete homo.

Robert: I like long walks on the beach where I feel close to nature
Anthony: You are such a cunt-muscle

by Anthony Paolillo May 29, 2007

Regurgitated Cunt Muscle

Either a pantie thief or a person who thinks they are all knowing. Even when Proved Wrong. Also could be an unexpected/unannounced visitor Or children who frequently shit their pants.

I cannot believe that regurgitated Cunt Muscle Knocked on my door without warning, Stole my undies, and shat his pants! What a fucking queef!

by Jonny Obese October 18, 2009