Jesus Murphy

A phrase uttered by Canadians who stub their toes. By replacing "Christ" with "Murphy," these Canadians manage to avoid hell.

(toe is stubbed) Jesus Murphy!

by FNods May 20, 2012

Dirty Murphy

A pint of Guinness with a shot of Jäger dropped in it. An Irish boilermaker. Sometimes referred to as a Soiled Irishman by Scots! Also referred to as an Irish Navy Depth Charge.

Damn it. My boss is such an asshole... I need to get to the pub for a Dirty Murphy.

by Dirty McD February 19, 2013

Frosty Murphy

When a man ejaculates in a woman's vagina, and then performs oral sex on her, thereby licking his own semen.

"She hadn't came yet, so I pulled a Frosty Murphy and finished her off with my tongue."

by T-money bigtime October 29, 2011

Cillian Murphy

An actor hailing from Cork, Ireland landing critical acclaim for his roles in films such as Red Eye, 28 Days Later, Disco Pigs, and the soon-to-be-released Breakfast on Pluto. Murphy is becoming an internationally recognized name for his brilliant acting in versatile roles, often covering his heavy Cork accent with a very convincing American one.

Cillian Murphy > Collin Farrell

by -Jaci- July 24, 2008

Captain Murphy

The orginal captain of Sealab. A kind but somewhat senile older man. Left Sealab 2021 in episode 33 to fight in the Great Spice Wars.

Voiced by the Harry Goz who lost his battle with cancer on September 6, 2003, at the age of 71.

Murphy: Marco! Hey buddy, you wanna, I don't know, hang out or, play a game?
Marco: I'm a little busy here, sir. Trying to keep a billion dollar research station running smoothly.
Murphy: Ooh, fun! I'll be the mommy.

by Rankojin July 12, 2004

Murphy'd

To completely dominate another meta or quad in the online browser game Travian within 3 weeks.

1. We Totally Murphy'd WolfPack.

2. "Shit, I hope we dont get Murphy'd during end game, that would suck."

by Seph_Plinko November 11, 2009

Eddie Murphy

When you burn a pizza so bad that it turns black beyond belief. Abbreviated commonly in American pizzerias as simply “an Eddie.”

Dude did you take that pie out of the oven?
Ah, shit! It’s an Eddie Murphy.

You gotta stop making those Eddies or you’re gonna get canned.

by Uncle Mickey October 19, 2018