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Mulch Style

The act of lying face down randomly in a public place with no intentions at all. Your arms are at your side and your feet are together.
Conor: Dude, lets go mulch style at the mall!
by Mike Ros December 9, 2008
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Mulch monkey

Someone who can't do anything right,they are unevolved and are basically useless.
"Man Domonik is such a mulch monkey"
by Iamtheonethatmakesyou September 9, 2016
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Mulch Effect

The sudden unnoticed advancement of time when hanging out with a particular individual.
Wow, it’s 3 am already?! The damn Mulch Effect gets me every time I hang out with you!
by The Mountain Cat June 20, 2011
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Spread My Mulch

The act of homosexual erotic activities with a group of 3 or more males. Typically hosted by a balding male with an unusually long torso. The event usually involves much anal play with the addition of glitter and various wooden butt plugs. The event is then ended with a pizza and beer celebration with the possibility of a round of golf.
The weather is going to be nice this weekend! I'm seeking a foursome for some weekend fun; help spread my mulch Saturday that will include pizza and beer. I will then be open to play a little golf Sunday (or potentially Saturday afternoon if we start early and finish early). You can't pass up this tremendous opportunity! Who's in?
by mikee8983 March 23, 2017
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spreading some mulch

The act of having diarrhea.
Chris just got back from Mexico and he ended up with Montezuma's Revenge. He's been spreading some mulch all week.
by jrcapital1 April 26, 2011
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mulchie

In Ireland, an urban culchie. A person from a country town like Clonmel who considers themself urban and would look down on culchies who they consider to be more primitive.
He's an annoying culchie, probably a mulchie.
by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007
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Alyssa Mulch

Alyssa Mulch is one of the sweetest and chillest girls you can meet. She’s extremely loyal and funny. Alyssa Mulch is definitely one of a kind. She’s quite the crackhead and would do anything to make you smile. She definitely some bundle of joy.
Alyssa Mulch is really cool. I think I wanna become friends with her.
by jenifer lopez June 1, 2020
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