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2) A reputedly nasty character of less than average intelligence.
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I should fuckin' open you up you muggy cunt
I should fuckin' open you up you muggy cunt
by Johnny S December 19, 2005
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A generic term to used define an ailment.
Long ago, in a BBS far away, there was a girl named. . . well, we'll call her Screamer. Screamer was a girl that was constantly complaining of something being wrong with her. One year she insisted that she had 984 surgeries and was in 64 car accidents. Okay, that's a little bit of an exaggeration but, at one point she blamed all of her ailments on Fibromyalgia. The fact that she was extremely overweight and never exercised was of no concern to her, IT WAS FIBROMYALGIA.
One day, in one of the BBS's anon forum, Screamer was being teased. Someone asked her if her Miggly was flaring up. Well, after that day, everyone started calling all of their aches and pains on their "miggly". Their miggly could happen because of a stubbed toe or menstrual cramps. Anything was eligible for being declared a miggly.
Long ago, in a BBS far away, there was a girl named. . . well, we'll call her Screamer. Screamer was a girl that was constantly complaining of something being wrong with her. One year she insisted that she had 984 surgeries and was in 64 car accidents. Okay, that's a little bit of an exaggeration but, at one point she blamed all of her ailments on Fibromyalgia. The fact that she was extremely overweight and never exercised was of no concern to her, IT WAS FIBROMYALGIA.
One day, in one of the BBS's anon forum, Screamer was being teased. Someone asked her if her Miggly was flaring up. Well, after that day, everyone started calling all of their aches and pains on their "miggly". Their miggly could happen because of a stubbed toe or menstrual cramps. Anything was eligible for being declared a miggly.
My friend Anna came up to my desk holding her head asking for some pain reliever. I looked at her and said, "Oh noes! Do you have some head miggly, Anna?"
by Summy December 17, 2006
Get the Miggly mug.The most awesome sport you will ever play. It's similar to the version of Quidditch played in the Harry Potter books and movies, but made to be played in real life. It's played mostly by people who played actual sports in high school, but decide to be more nerdy in college.
Basically, the rules are the same as the version in the books. There are two teams of seven players. Three are Chasers, whose job it is to take the Quaffle up the field and score through the hoops. Two are Beaters, who take the Bludgers and beat people on the other team. Then there is the Keeper, who guards the hoops and starts the play. Lastly, there is the Seeker, whose job it is to catch the Snitch and end the game.
The differences are that players don't actually fly, but run around with brooms in between their legs. The Quaffle is a volleyball, the Bludgers are dodge balls that are thrown by the Beaters, the hoops are made out of PBC pipes and hoola-hoops, and the Snitch is a person. When you are hit with a Bludger, you are "beat" and have to run back to your hoops before continuing to play. To catch the Snitch, the Seeker has to pull a tennis ball stuffed in a sock stuck in the back of the Snitch's pants. And instead of earning 150 points for catching the Snitch, the team only gets 30.
It's a full contact sport, with a lot of tackling and no protective padding. It's also replacing ultimate frisbee at most colleges.
Basically, the rules are the same as the version in the books. There are two teams of seven players. Three are Chasers, whose job it is to take the Quaffle up the field and score through the hoops. Two are Beaters, who take the Bludgers and beat people on the other team. Then there is the Keeper, who guards the hoops and starts the play. Lastly, there is the Seeker, whose job it is to catch the Snitch and end the game.
The differences are that players don't actually fly, but run around with brooms in between their legs. The Quaffle is a volleyball, the Bludgers are dodge balls that are thrown by the Beaters, the hoops are made out of PBC pipes and hoola-hoops, and the Snitch is a person. When you are hit with a Bludger, you are "beat" and have to run back to your hoops before continuing to play. To catch the Snitch, the Seeker has to pull a tennis ball stuffed in a sock stuck in the back of the Snitch's pants. And instead of earning 150 points for catching the Snitch, the team only gets 30.
It's a full contact sport, with a lot of tackling and no protective padding. It's also replacing ultimate frisbee at most colleges.
John: Hey, I go to a communications college and am a big fan of Harry Potter! I want to meet people and stay active, and it would be awesome to do at the same time.
Dan: Dude, you should play Muggle Quidditch!
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Jared: Aw, man, that game was rough! I got beat five times in a row, and got tackled by the Keeper before I could score! Then, the other team's Seeker got the Snitch before we could get 30 points up.
Fred: Wait, do you play Muggle Quidditch?
Jared: Yay! It's like the cooler version of rugby!
Dan: Dude, you should play Muggle Quidditch!
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Jared: Aw, man, that game was rough! I got beat five times in a row, and got tackled by the Keeper before I could score! Then, the other team's Seeker got the Snitch before we could get 30 points up.
Fred: Wait, do you play Muggle Quidditch?
Jared: Yay! It's like the cooler version of rugby!
by george weasley March 28, 2012
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2. When someone does something that annoys you or something that is not to your liking
2. When someone does something that annoys you or something that is not to your liking
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