muffstash is the patch of hair left in a strip on the vagina. The muffstash like its brother the moustache which is usually found on the upper lips of men and hairy obese woman, is groomed to perfection daily. but unlike the moustache in purpose the muffstash has no real function other to collect an acute line of stink and look silly, like shingles in the Vanilla Ice era.
'hawt damn woman! why you got a sideways moustache on the outskirts of your birth canal, thats naasty'
that my muffstash honey, it's in honor of Magnum PI
that my muffstash honey, it's in honor of Magnum PI
by suitanun January 12, 2010
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Girl: Ugh, these cramps are killing me and I look fugly...like a ragamuffin.
Guy: Sounds like your muffsaraggin to me!
Guy: Sounds like your muffsaraggin to me!
by JohnnieB54 February 4, 2009
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by Menagainsthairymuff October 2, 2013
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It is a rarity to be compared to Muffy Crosswire, for it can be seen as rude, but in hindsight, it is an honor to be compared to such a mature eight year old anthropomorphic monkey from one of the most beloved children's television shows of all time.
It is a rarity to be compared to Muffy Crosswire, for it can be seen as rude, but in hindsight, it is an honor to be compared to such a mature eight year old anthropomorphic monkey from one of the most beloved children's television shows of all time.
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To make a great camel toe, a girl needs a real puffy muffy.
To make a great camel toe, a girl needs a real puffy muffy.
by PapaGMP August 21, 2008
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