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Muffstash

muffstash is the patch of hair left in a strip on the vagina. The muffstash like its brother the moustache which is usually found on the upper lips of men and hairy obese woman, is groomed to perfection daily. but unlike the moustache in purpose the muffstash has no real function other to collect an acute line of stink and look silly, like shingles in the Vanilla Ice era.
'hawt damn woman! why you got a sideways moustache on the outskirts of your birth canal, thats naasty'

that my muffstash honey, it's in honor of Magnum PI
by suitanun January 12, 2010
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dick muffs

When one places an erect penis into each ear so that sound is muffled. Similar to earmuffs
Chad had dick muffs on so he didn't hear the the third guy coming.
by legs almighty January 24, 2011
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muffsaraggin

When a girl is on her period and looks less than her best (ragamuffin).
Girl: Ugh, these cramps are killing me and I look fugly...like a ragamuffin.

Guy: Sounds like your muffsaraggin to me!
by JohnnieB54 February 4, 2009
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muffshadow

When a girl fails to shave her muff before engaging in sex. Typically occurs on Saturday nights when the girl had shaved the night before. The guy can expect whisker burn around lips and lower abdomen.
Dude that girl I took home had the worst muffshadow.
by Menagainsthairymuff October 2, 2013
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Muffy Crosswire

A selfish, spoiled rich monkey from the children's television show, Arthur. She is very fashionable, stubborn, beautiful, and extremely wealthy. Even though Muffy is all of these things, she is very misunderstood. She boasts confidence when on the inside, she lacks the confidence she shows to her fellow third grade classmates. In addition to that, she happens to be friendly when she feels compelled to and genuinely cares about her friends.

It is a rarity to be compared to Muffy Crosswire, for it can be seen as rude, but in hindsight, it is an honor to be compared to such a mature eight year old anthropomorphic monkey from one of the most beloved children's television shows of all time.
Ugh, she is so annoying, just like Muffy Crosswire, but she is also so chic and fashionable.
by regan/muffy August 26, 2016
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Muffstuff

The act of stuffing your testicles into a female's vagina.
Tex muffstuffed Tara.
by Rocke May 17, 2004
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puffy muffy

A pussy with real nice puffy cheeks and or lips.
Oh my god, that stripper has the sexiest puffy muffy I've ever seen!

To make a great camel toe, a girl needs a real puffy muffy.
by PapaGMP August 21, 2008
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