The taming of a woman's pubic hair into an elegant 70's style moustache. When done correctly, it should resemble a butterfly with a big sanchez 'stache and a sombrero.
A really good band name is Muffstache.
by A Creative Pseudonym December 16, 2008
Get the Muffstachemug. pubic hair intricately shaved to resemble upper lip facial hair. Located above the labia opening or the penis, a muffstache can be grown on either men or women.
"Larry, your mustache is growing in thick and luscious! Does the carpet match the drapes?"
"Thank you Peggy! Yup, the muffstache is taking on a bushy fu manchu at the moment."
"Thank you Peggy! Yup, the muffstache is taking on a bushy fu manchu at the moment."
by antsypants14 July 18, 2014
Get the Muffstachemug. When your girl shaves her pussy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.
I was eating out Barbara the other day, and her Handlebar Muffstache was so good that it made my dick twice as hard because I felt like more of a man.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015
Get the Handlebar Muffstachemug. by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2005
Get the milf muffstachemug. When a clean shaven man performs oral sex on a woman who hasn't shaved her bush. This usually causes a tickling sensation on the man's face.
Guy 1: Uhhgg Margaret gave me the grossest muffstache ride last night!
Guy 2: That's disgusting dude....
Guy 2: That's disgusting dude....
by DC Boyz January 30, 2012
Get the muffstache ridemug. by Jay5273 March 13, 2011
Get the Hitler Muffstachemug. Linda Evans: "Ohh baby that felt sooo good!"
Tony Danza: "You're welcome."
Linda Evans: "Looks like you got yourself a muffstache though."
Tony Danza: "You're welcome."
Linda Evans: "Looks like you got yourself a muffstache though."
by Brick Riggid January 7, 2010
Get the muffstachemug.