Muffstache 

pubic hair intricately shaved to resemble upper lip facial hair. Located above the labia opening or the penis, a muffstache can be grown on either men or women.

"Larry, your mustache is growing in thick and luscious! Does the carpet match the drapes?"

"Thank you Peggy! Yup, the muffstache is taking on a bushy fu manchu at the moment."

Muffstache by antsypants14 July 18, 2014

muffstache 

A sexual manuever where the man squeezes his load on the upper lip of another man (thus creating a stache of muff), usually in the hot months of summer.

Last night I gave colin a drippy muffstache

muffstache by Con-are-tist April 30, 2006

muffstache 

After eating out a woman's vagina the eater has some of her pubes stuck to their upper lip.

Linda Evans: "Ohh baby that felt sooo good!"

Tony Danza: "You're welcome."

Linda Evans: "Looks like you got yourself a muffstache though."

muffstache by Brick Riggid January 7, 2010

Muffstache 

Similar to the mustache that can sometimes be found on the face of a man, a muffstache is also a patch of coarse hair, only instead of being found on the face of a man, the muffstache is located just above a woman's genitals. Also known as female pubic hair.

Frank: "Yo Carl! Tara finally let me go down on her!"
Carl: "Nice man! How was it?"
Frank: "It was awesome, other than the fact that she had a muffstache, and it kept tickling my nose!"
Carl: "What? Tara doesn't shave her vag? Tell her to shave! It's not 1804 anymore."
Frank: "Yeah, I definitely have to say something!"

Muffstache by Miss Hell Kitten February 21, 2023

muffstache ride 

When a clean shaven man performs oral sex on a woman who hasn't shaved her bush. This usually causes a tickling sensation on the man's face.

Guy 1: Uhhgg Margaret gave me the grossest muffstache ride last night!

Guy 2: That's disgusting dude....

muffstache ride by DC Boyz January 30, 2012

Handlebar Muffstache 

When your girl shaves her pussy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.

I was eating out Barbara the other day, and her Handlebar Muffstache was so good that it made my dick twice as hard because I felt like more of a man.

Handlebar Muffstache by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015

milf muffstache 

The residue left on one's upper lip after orally pleasuring a milf.

Man! I made Hector's mom so wet, after I was done I had a milf muffstache

milf muffstache by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2005