Definitions by Con-are-tist

muffstache 

A sexual manuever where the man squeezes his load on the upper lip of another man (thus creating a stache of muff), usually in the hot months of summer.

Last night I gave colin a drippy muffstache

muffstache by Con-are-tist April 30, 2006

ryan osterman 

A midget who plays guitar and is amazing in the grundle area see polar body

Corey:Hey ryan osterman was pretty sick last night at his show
Connor:I hate that polar body

ryan osterman by Con-Are-Tist April 30, 2006