Mom: Oops just dropped your phone and broke it.
Guy: SHIT
Mom: *stares*
Guy: TAKE MUSHROOMS
Mom: What?
Guy: I said shiitake mushrooms. I was buying some on my phone...
Guy: SHIT
Mom: *stares*
Guy: TAKE MUSHROOMS
Mom: What?
Guy: I said shiitake mushrooms. I was buying some on my phone...
by FlatPlanet3500 July 28, 2020
Get the Shiitake Mushrooms mug.A drug releasing you from the mundane, usually, when done with a mellow interior and open mind, will allow you to realize how you're being fucked every day of your life.
Wow, those magic mushrooms really helped to get over my parents distressing me, as I came to the conclusion that their constant emotional ravaging towards me, was irrelevent.
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To be used in substitution of holy shit, such as followed by the -take after. The take is important for the phrase to be successful. Term invented by elementary school students as substitutions for cussing, such as the asstronaut
Jimmy goes to the gas station, buys a lotto ticket. When he reaches home, and checks the lotto number, he screams in delight, "HOLY SHIT!" his wife stares at him. Looking awkwardly, Jimmy refines his sentence to avoid embarrasment. "-take mushrooms!" In the end, his wife thinks he's on crack. And thats how the holy shitake mushrooms! came to be.
by holyshi_take April 10, 2009
Get the holy shitake mushrooms! mug.An abosolutely wonderful drug that releases your mind from reality. You realize how much life up to 18 is worthless and predetermined, and realize just how messed up and weird the world we live in really is. It isn't a drug to mix with alcohol, heat, or rollar coasters. Unless taken in high doses, it does not make you see gnomes running about in every direction. Only wavy images of things that already exist and an unparalleled body high.
**people who are depressed or have any disorders like being bipolar or anything related should not take the drug. It will cause some the worse times in your life.**
The effects last anywhere from 5 to 8 hours, depending on how much you eat. While having a bad trip, dairy products should be eaten. It helps mellow down the trip. Taking off shoes and socks and being in natural or fimilar areas away from the public also helps relieve bad tensions.
The effects of the drug is determined person-to-person. If you think you will have a bad time.. you will.. if you think you are having a bad time, you are or soon will. if you think everything is wonderful, you will be the happiest person in the world.
**people who are depressed or have any disorders like being bipolar or anything related should not take the drug. It will cause some the worse times in your life.**
The effects last anywhere from 5 to 8 hours, depending on how much you eat. While having a bad trip, dairy products should be eaten. It helps mellow down the trip. Taking off shoes and socks and being in natural or fimilar areas away from the public also helps relieve bad tensions.
The effects of the drug is determined person-to-person. If you think you will have a bad time.. you will.. if you think you are having a bad time, you are or soon will. if you think everything is wonderful, you will be the happiest person in the world.
1. I cant believe I have to sit in a classroom being brainwashed for 8 hours a day. They tell me what to do, when to do it, and how to do it.
2. "That's wonderful!"
2. "That's wonderful!"
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Get the Shitake Mushrooms mug.A mind-expanding drug containing psilocybin that makes you see the world in a different, fucked-up way. All your senses are different in a way that you really can't explain and can't imagine unless you try it. In larger doses they can make you hallucinate. Called shrooms for short, and they're legal in Amsterdam.
"Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms, and you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms." -Eminem ("Bad Meets Evil")
"I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl. I never meant to bring you to my world. But now you're sitting in the corner crying, and now it's my fault..." -Eminem ("My Fault")
Michael: "You know what's the bomb diggity...dogg?"
Eric: "Shrooooms man, magic mushrooms. That's what."
Michael: "Actually I was thinking of that new David Hasselhoff song, but now that you mention it, I like mushrooms too."
Eric: "Shroooooooms..."
Michael: "Yeah, me and my homies smoked some good shrooms last night. Usually we just eat coke and shoot up ecstacy. It was pretty cool."
Eric: "What the FUCK? Shut up, bitch. You don't even do drugs. You suck."
"I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl. I never meant to bring you to my world. But now you're sitting in the corner crying, and now it's my fault..." -Eminem ("My Fault")
Michael: "You know what's the bomb diggity...dogg?"
Eric: "Shrooooms man, magic mushrooms. That's what."
Michael: "Actually I was thinking of that new David Hasselhoff song, but now that you mention it, I like mushrooms too."
Eric: "Shroooooooms..."
Michael: "Yeah, me and my homies smoked some good shrooms last night. Usually we just eat coke and shoot up ecstacy. It was pretty cool."
Eric: "What the FUCK? Shut up, bitch. You don't even do drugs. You suck."
by Nick D November 11, 2003
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