Muffler

Something that shouldn't be loud.

Ricer: Oh yeah I just got a loud muffler for my car so people will think my car is cool because it has a loud exhaust but I'm too poor to afford a real powerful car!

Me: ......You're an idiot.

Muffler by Kevin Esser February 25, 2008

muffler

slang term for cigarette, widely used in arizona.
(due to it's stricking resemblemce to a muffler, complete with the smoke exiting.)

"after i was finished making love to the prostitute, i fired up a muffler and sipped on some zinfandel, with a smile."

muffler by Cosmo S. February 20, 2006

Muffler

The process of preventing your female partners orgasmic groans from becoming too loud by applying another females genitalia to her mouth, hence muffling the moans.

- "Darling we've had noise complaints from the neighbours about your orgasmic moanings, how about we ask your twin sister if she'd like to do a spot of muffling?"

- "Dude, my missus is so loud when we get it on that I have to apply a muffler, which is pretty much a win win for me!!"

Muffler by Stu-muffler November 12, 2009

Muffler

When a girl sits on a guys face, butt on the nose, facing the toes and she accidentally farts.

To celebrate their anniversary Carl & Janie ate at their favorite Mexican restaurant, which came back to haunt Carl when she accidentally gave him The Muffler.

Muffler by Dan Cortez March 26, 2017

Muffler

When someone is tossing your salad and you fart in their mouth.

Then say: "Boom... Muffler!"

Muffler by dspinner January 24, 2005

muffler

(verb)
When in a public bathroom one takes a wad of toilet paper (shit tickets); and holds it over ones asshole to hide the explosive fart and or shit that is about to rumble the bowl.This act can save one much embarrasment especially on a first date or while visiting the in laws at their tiny camper.

Be cautious a muffler may be a bit messier than the standard crap, but may be used in emergencies with guaranteed results.

ex 1.)*noun - Once in the bathroom,I decided to use a muffler after holding in that fart the whole way to his apartment.
ex 2.)* verb - Joe put a muffler on his tailpipe so his mother in law would not be offended by his morning dump.

muffler by Juliagoolia September 15, 2005

Muffler

A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of one woman getting some pussy from another.

I was about to get some of that fine ass pussy over there until Paul came up and started talking about Star Wars again, he's such a muffler.

Muffler by Amanda Likes It That Way March 18, 2009