Muffintits

A cute girl (usually smaller) with perfectly proportioned, round, perky breasts.

Did you see what she was wearing today? Trying to hide them perfect little muffintits.

by theoddsmaker February 17, 2009

Muffinitus

A disease that is caused by consuming too many muffins, it is now most common among high-schoolers who eat muffins as a quick and easy meal. Once an excessive ammount of muffins has been consumed, dependency eventually becomes the disease Muffinitus. Once Muffinitus is contracted, it is necessary to think of muffins on a regular basis and consume at least 2 per week. If you don't, the following things can and probably will happen.
1. Withdrawl symptoms
2. Hunger
3. Death.

Gibson-"So how about, since I've been eating muffins like every day, I developed Muffinitus. Now I have to get Muffin extract injected through an IV constantly!"
Lorelie"Oh wow, that's bitchin'"

by Brandon Burch, PH.D June 23, 2007

muffinsniff

a person who sniffs muffins

You muffinsniffing dorkwad

by Mick priter October 20, 2004

Muffinitis

Rare disease that causes mild to severe retardation, confusion of foods futher research is needed but is not known to be contagious. No deaths have been recorded

Shes got muffinitis because she bought apples when she was asked to bring onions

by christobal_de_florida August 3, 2010

muffinsunoo

muffinsunoo is the realist one out there !! she is so cool and gorgeous and you would LOVE to be her friend!

“god muffinsunoo is so cool and awesome i wish she was MY friend :/“

“it’s okay jimmy you will be her friend one day:)”

by cutediscordkitten123 August 22, 2021

MuffinJuice

MuffinJuice is a GOD. He is the BEST YouTuber. He superiorly dominates everyone. HE IS THE BEST.

1. Did you check out the cool new YouTuber "MuffinJuice?"
2. No.
3. *soots him multiple times*.

by Gage Creeper December 29, 2021