Muff duster

Some one who sleeps with women who haven't gotten laid in a long time. Possibly since the 80's.

"Rick's such a muff duster, he's at bingo picking up old chicks tonight."

"He's dusting muffs at weight watchers today."

by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

Muff Duster

A very, very, very short skirt.

All the girls in Power and Light on Saturday night were wearing high heels and muff dusters.

by lightsguy October 28, 2012

dusty muff fisticuffs

When an elderly stripper puts her vagina in your face and you are left with no choice but to punch it into oblivion.

"I was at Wild J's on friday night and I saw your grandma."
"Oh, snap. Do your wrists hurt from the dusty muff fisticuffs?"

by xescapingedenx August 17, 2006

Muffdust

The explosive powdery substance that explodes into the air from an extremely dry vaginal cavity during sexual contact. For some girls (mostly those found at raves) who strongly believe they are unicorns; this may contain glitter

I was hittin it and I heard her moan but when I looked down all I saw was a cloud of muffdust. Shoulda had a respirator on

by UhLay November 15, 2018