Muff Diving 

Muff diving is when you fart in the tub and try and go bite the bubbles

Javier went muff diving in the tub last night after he ate a burrito

Muff Diving by Fuck me right October 5, 2009

Muff diving 

when tanielle dives into some other chicks muff

i, tanielle LOVE to dive into nicole's muff

Muff diving by tanielle halina November 24, 2003

Muff diving 

in the dive posistion, insert ones hands inthe vagina, and at the same time shove your head into the muff of the victim

phil and lizzie

Muff diving by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

muff-diving 

Eating out a pussy

I went muff-diving last night and her pussy was so good that I fucked it and went muff-diving again.

muff-diving by Blazing-Toker August 24, 2015

muff-diving 

the art of pleasuring a woman with excess vagina fat that is stored in the abdomen, but still looks bangin.

bro, i was just muff-diving the shit out of your mom until your dad walked in and showed me up

muff-diving by SugarRay August 3, 2007

Muff-Diving 

Searching for a fat girl's vagina to initiate intercouse while layers and layers of blubbery lard get in your way. Thus making a diving maneuver completely necessary.

Guy 1: "Yeah, dude, I totally fucked ____ last night."
Guy 2: "Isn't she like 200 pounds though?"
Guy 1: "Yeah. I was totally muff-diving but it was worth it."

Muff-Diving by Cam_bush13 June 19, 2017

extreme muff diving

When you shove your head up a vagina in an extreme sport way

"Man, that girl is a cave. Everyone goes extreme muff diving in her"

extreme muff diving by Fuckmonkey99 February 20, 2018