Mueller

Verb. Performing a task in a lazy, cowardly, half-assed manner. Typically the result of sloth, incompetence, trembling fear or approaching senile dementia.

He really muellered his final research paper and received a grade of D-.

by Big Eye in the Sky November 18, 2019

Mueller

When having intimate sex and your penis goes flaccid for no reason.

I was having sex with my soon to be wife and I received a Mueller and she broke up with me. Then I proceeded to cry to my friend Salinas.

by Rafael salinas December 13, 2019

mueller it over

Careful consideration of an issue or a decision that results in a final irreversible decision. During the period of consideration, no amount of speculation, distraction, or pleading or argument is given any credence or consideration with regard to influencing the final outcome.

“Mother, will you please tell me yes or no, will my Bone spurs allow me to dodge the draft?” Answer: “Son I will have to get back with you I have paid our family doctor to Mueller it over.”

by Tomazon May 5, 2018

Mueller time

Time of action by special counsel Robert Mueller. "Mueller time" is a time of reckoning for the American traitors from Donald Trump's inner circle who colluded with Russia to sway the 2016 presidential election in Trump's favor. "Mueller time" can also refer to prison terms served by above-mentioned offenders.

Michael Flynn is threatened with lengthy prison sentence, so he cuts a deal to rat on Trump. Trump says: uh-oh, it's Mueller time.
Paul Manafort was sentenced to 20 years of Mueller time.

by dranalog November 17, 2017

Mueller's syndrome

Chronic fatigue following prolonged self isolation for coronavirus.

Man. Its been a long 4 weeks. I got Mueller's syndrome

by Pornhubsavedmymarriage April 3, 2020

Mueller Religion

The Mueller Religion is one only true freaks on natures can be apart of. You have to be born into this religion and also go through an "awakening arc" where you're let on your own in the Alaskan wilderness (naked) for 3 years and have to fend for youself. There is one leader of the religion and that role is passed down by generations. Once you have been accepted into the Mueller Religion your skin instantly becomes rock hard and you hands have calyces that are forever lasting.

The Mueller Religion is a very old German religion passed down by the Muellers and strictly the Muellers

by TurdPoo December 9, 2021

It’s Mueller Time!

When it’s time to redact, POTUS fear is clear...

Hey, you ready for complete and utter governmental chaos? It’s Mueller Time!

by YAWA March 23, 2019