Muddy Puddle

When one pees on the ground then takes a shit in the puddle followed by stomping in the mixture with bare feet. It is also recommended that you pour barefoot wine over the masterpiece, if you’re feeling fancy

John: yo joe, did you just make that Muddy Puddle?
Joe: yeah man
John: that’s absolutely fucking disgusting ...you forgot the wine

by Crown of thorns November 2, 2020

Muddy Puddle

When a bunch of guys take laxatives and gang bang a girl, proceeding to shit all over her.

Cor blimey jerry, me and the lads from snooker club gave that vanessa gall a muddy puddle last friday, still cant get the stains out of the bedsheets

by erectionist_specialist July 31, 2022

Muddy Puddle

Similar to “The Gravy Method” but instead of getting the gravy out, the individual who put the powder inside the other persons asshole is tied down while the person with the gravy inside their asshole forcefully shits on the other persons face, proceeding to make the mess of a muddy puddle

Mate why do I keep letting the priest tie me down and give me a muddy puddle

by trippy dippy September 8, 2025

Muddy Puddles

A game in which one diarrheas in another’s belly button then lying on their back they attempt to bend over far enough to slurp it out.

Hey, Muddy Puddles!!

by pholter February 23, 2024