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Dos Muchos

Too Much.
comes from a mistranslation from english to spanish. literal translation: "two much"
She is doing dos muchos with all that make-up. (As in, she is going overboard to try to impress others)
by Chuggs619 August 13, 2008
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mucho texto

A common response to a large and obnoxious block of text.
Person 1: fuck people who play jenga wrong
“YoU tOucHEd ThAt BlOcK So yOu HavE tO PuLl tHat OnE Out”

Go fuck yourself, that’s not how the fucking game is played, you dumb, the fuck, asshole.

Quoted from the official Jenga rules:

“Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. “

You’ve never even fucking read the rules have you, you shithead idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first?FUCKING NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate fuck.

Person 2: mucho texto
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Mucho Calor Pene

When two partners engage in a highly dangerous and flammable variation on anal sex. The receiving partner lines his/her anal canal with sandpaper, while the giving partner covers the tip of their penis with a thick layer of sulfur; turning the penis into a match-like combustible. The two partners begin to perform the rituals of anal sex, effectively igniting the penis in a rage of flame. This practice has been linked to the sado-masochistic practices of the BDSM culture. It is one of the most dangerous acts of abnormal sexuality and is not practiced at most dungeons.
Joe always was a receiver because being the dominant partner did not bring enough pain to satisfy his masochistic desires. That is until he heard of the Mucho Calor Pene! Now that son of a bitch is giving it left and right. And I heard his cock looks like a burnt cheeto!

Dude I gave that bitch a Mucho Calor Pene, and now my dick smells like charcoal, and tastes like a used frying pan. Shit!!
by Titty Tipplenits September 27, 2009
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Munchos

Munchos is friend who loves to get Munchies while he is stoned

He is also very wise and knows the meaning of life

Likes to trip on acid and other drugs
Usually a complete debil or an izrod
It is common that he enjoys boxing or any kind of fighting sport
Doro: Oh is that the infamous Munchos?
Sanko: He sure does look like one, lets get high and go grab the munchies with him
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Mucho Masturbation

Mucho Masturbation is a line sang by Mark Cohen in RENT. Mucho mean much, many, or a lot, so taking what that word means, we can put that with masturbation and see that mucho masturbation means "a lot of masturbation" or "many masturbation sessions"
"I was so bored last night I did some mucho masturbation after watching RENT"
by Oofer mcFries September 3, 2018
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Dos Mucho

Innacurate direct translation of "2 much"....(origin: San Diego, CA)
That dude is doin dos muchos with that tight shiny shirt.
by DosMuchoDaily July 28, 2009
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metal on mucosa

The hamburgerizing effect that results from the contact of abrasive metallic dental-alignment hardware with the otherwise fragile, soft tissues lining the oral cavity; also a concern for other at-risk anatomy specific to certain advanced adult activities.
Gotta draw the line somewhere...the risk of permanent disfigurement from metal on mucosa just ain't worth it!
by YAWA February 15, 2019
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