Cooch McDuck

When a (cis) female gives you the prick tease all night, but when push comes to shove she just walks away.

A stingy lover. A miserly vag.

"Soooo, did you shag the Asian bird last night?"
"Oh, man! No, FFS! We`ve been making out all night but turns out she was a Cooch McDuck!"

by Diggitar Glady Diggy March 17, 2022

scrooge mcduckin'

Making an absurd amount of money, usually by crooked means. Making money to the point that if you were to liquidate your funds, you could swim in your money, insofar as that's possible, like Scrooge McDuck.

Big oil executives were seriously Scrooge McDuckin' last quater. They made record profits by price gouging.

by Homeless Dave November 16, 2005

mcduckesque

Of something , particularly an individual's fortune or wealth, to be extremely large, so large they could swim in a vault of gold.

"Harold spent 1 mil on a giant solid gold statue of his dick."
"Well, what else would you do with his mcduckesque fortune?"

by glocksucker69 June 27, 2017

Splooge McDuck

A sexual move where you jizz on a girl's face and then pelt her with loose change, mostly pennies. It was coined by J. Camm of BroBible.com.

I felt bad for this homeless girl begging for change on the street, so I took her home and gave her the Splooge McDuck. It was mostly pennies anyway.

by Bropez September 10, 2012

Scrooge McDuck Paper

Money. Dollar Bills. Scratch, Skrilla, Moolah, Dough, Paper, Ducats, Cheese, Green, Dead Presidents, Greenbacks, Yaper, Cashish, Spinach, Jacksons, Grants, Benjamins...You get the idea.

Maaan, I would hit the titty joint with you guys, but I already spent that fat wad of Scrooge McDuck Paper.

by D-Bruch November 6, 2006

Scrooge McDuckin' It

verb) to jump in, and swim through, an accumulation of a group of similar personal effects in the fashion of fictional millionaire duck, Scrooge McDuck. i.e.) money, legos, comic books, action figures, french fries, etc.

"Man, I was so hungry last night that once that pizza showed up I Scrooge McDucked it right in!"

"I was so pussy crazy last night that I was Scrooge McDuckin' it in that hoe!"

by hotnnasty August 24, 2011

mudduck

Adjective to describe an ugly female. Mud is for the make-up caked on, and duck because she's no swan.

Nah, I ain't fuckin' that mudduck you can have her!

by SHIPoNE March 10, 2005