MPH 

Meme Posting Hobo

Yo, jij bent echt een MPH!

MPH by QueenAly March 23, 2020

mph 

Stands for "mexicans per household" in my neighborhood...

Person one: "It says the speed iimit is 10 miles per hour here....better slow down."

Person two: "Nope. The mph part is different here. It stands for the 10 mexicans per household."

mph by SmokeTwibz July 8, 2024

MPH 

My Pussy Hurts
Describes a whiny girl or woman that gets upset at the dumbest things.

Hey Jason did you see Mary Jane screaming and running around bitching at everyone?
Jason: Yeah, she was really MPH today.

MPH by PappyOldFart June 9, 2025

MPH 187 

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MPH 187 by k187c January 16, 2022

90 Mph 

The speed at which it is believed bastards cannot travel.

"Let's see if these bastards can do 90!"

90 Mph by Dan Bertrand March 14, 2003

under 88 mph 

how one must drive a delorean.

keep it under 88 mph!!!

under 88 mph by slurpee junky February 20, 2010

100 mph

extremely fast

you're going 100 mph. slow down!

100 mph by egocentric May 15, 2018