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bob morton

1 the rich jewish creator of robocop

2 the rich jewish kid who always manages to find his way into your heart
'robocop's become self aware!!'
'call bob morton!'

'what do you think of bob morton'
'he's a sweetheart'
by matticah February 3, 2008
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morto di figa

It comes from Italian slang and it literally means "dead of pussy". It can be referred to any man who had never kissed a girl or had sex in ages and absolutely needs a girl and therefore sees every girl beautiful and attractive even if she's the ugliest. Everything he hears, he percives it as something that has to do with sex, his vocabulary is very short, he often watched porn movies and would do anything even to just see a pair of boobs. He hardly succeeds, though.
-Ti va di conoscerci ho msn e ho kam
-Sei un grandissimo morto di figa
by ml34567 August 26, 2011
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Morto

Short for mortified. To be very very embarassed. Commonly used in Ireland, more specifically Dublin.
Yah she was totes morto!
by Octopus5y March 22, 2011
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Michael Morton

A Michael Morton is a closeted weeaboo who insists on not being one, yet makes his name on steam japanese, and has an anime profile picture.
by acidowo March 5, 2022
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Throck Morton Sign

A medical term used to describe the orientation, as seen on an Xray,of a man's penis with respect to his lower extremity injury. A positive Throck-Morton sign is when the penis points to the side of the injury.
Senior Doctor: Mr. Jones has a femur and tibial fracture of his right leg.

Intern: Incidentally, I note on the x-ray that was taken of his pelvis that his johnson is pointing to the right - the same side as his injuries.

Senior Doctor: That, my young man, is a positive Throck Morton Sign.

Intern: I have so much to learn!

Senior Doctor: Indeed you do, indeed you do.
by RTA16 October 11, 2008
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Mark Morton

One of the most influential and technical guitar players of all time. Mark Morton is one of the two guitar players from the THRASH METAL band Lamb Of God. his rhthym and solo breaks are unparralelled in the metal scene. Argueably the best guitar player of all time standing next to Yngwie Malmsteen
Mark Morton totally blew the house away playing Ruin last night.
by HRNDONE April 23, 2006
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Morton Salt

General Cornrow Wallace's favorite defense mechanism.

It initiated the battle between the 19th Street Gangsters and the River Terrace Crew in Chicago in the 80s.
Victim: "He poured Morton Salt all over me!"
by A1 December 3, 2004
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