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Mourning Wood 

n- when one wakes to find he has morning wood, but also has to urinate so bad it hurts.
I was so happy when I woke up with morning wood, but then I realized I had to piss, my morning wood had turned into mourning wood.
Mourning Wood by Wildcard55 October 11, 2010

Mourning Wood 

It's akin to the more widespread 'morning wood', but instead of being a function of a typical male, it is instead a daily reminder to necrophiliacs. It does involve an erection upon regaining consciousness, but instead of being caused by lustful porn stars, it's caused by sadness that your lover last night is now six feet under, and you are depressed, but more so you are excited at the thought of having them once. Hence the title 'mourning wood'
Doug: Hey man, that party we had at the cemetery last night was a blast.

Mike: Yeah, i found a 40-something blond amongst the oldies. I definitely had some mourning wood when i woke up.
Mourning Wood by katzdogma July 22, 2007

Morning Wood 

Morning wood is when u wake up in the morning to a dick longer than usual. But u don't always get it in the morning. u get it 3 - 5 times while u sleep. It's actually healthy if u get them bc it means u have moderate blood flow. if u got that big dick for hours and u haven't jerked off then u got problems and u gotta see a doc bout ur dick. Some techniques that are used to soften the wood are to flex ur thighs and ass cheeks, pee, drink less water before bed, stand up for two minutes, and getting that pickle under some cold water. u don't want to go to school/work without coffee bc u spilled it with ur wood.
Dad: holy shit! son! what did u watch last night!
Son: its nothing but my usual morning wood.
Dad: gtfo of bed son, I don't want ur sheets covered in cum.

Morning Wood 

When you wake up and you have a giant boner or an erection for more fair and fancy terms
Today i woke up for my morning date... but then i got morning wood...
I hope it goes away quickly before i meet here!
Morning Wood by SushiTrash July 7, 2018

Morning Wood Fairy

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.
"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."

morning wood club 

It’s exactly what you think it is. Anonomous gay encounters in the morning. Get On -- Get Off -- Get Out.
I said I had an early meeting, but it was actually a meeting with some morning wood club wood.
morning wood club by miriaminblue August 17, 2011