mountain lion 

A male who dates or marries a women at least thirty years younger than they are.

Hugh, age 69, is such a mountain lion his girlfriend is now 19.

mountain lion by qweef shady June 20, 2011

mountain lion 

1. A person that seems impossilbe to make friends with, but someone usually manages to.

2. a large american wildcat

1.

Dude, you're friends with Matt?
Yeah
That guy's a total mountain lion!

2.
Look, a mountain lion on that ridge!"

mountain lion by Lexi James September 9, 2012

Mountain Lion 

The Food Loin equivalent of mt. Dew. Generic but yummy and refreshing. Cheaper than the real thing!

I cant afford Mt.Dew...gimmie a Mountain Lion, Dude.

Mountain Lion by Islandgirl08 October 18, 2008

mountain lion 

50% mountain dew 50% pink lemonade, lots of ice and a squeeze of fresh lemon ideally drank out of a bendy straw

sends a tingling rush of cool refreshing bliss throughout your body

bf: hey baby can i get you something to drink?

gf: yes, get me a Mountain Lion.

mountain lion by magsmen77 January 15, 2016

Mountain Lion 

An euphemism for Making Love, because they share the same abbreviations: ML

Jim: How much you have a Mountain Lion?
Tracey: None of your business

Mountain Lion by Sir. B September 10, 2020

Mountain Lion 

An attractively seductive older Man who prefers younger woman. He’s the Man who doesn’t lose the swagger and multiple divorce papers as he ages, much past His deflated dusty prime. He’ll steal your girl like Hugh Jackman and pass her on to Johnny fucking Sins. He’s the silver fox, the Ron Swanson of men, the Matthew Mcconaughey of Boy’s . He has that Letter Kenney/Red Green tongue the will chirp harder than four girls and two Milf’ s currently in his bed. He’s got money like Jordan Belford, and can last longer than Viagra mixed with 5 Hour energy. And Godammit he’s a veteran.

Did you hear about the new history teacher?

He’s such a Mountain Lion

Mountain Lion by Dr. Benjamin, Dufuk Dover October 13, 2020

mountain lion nap 

naps that surpass the amount of time of a cat nap by large amounts, ei. 4 to 5 hours

"cat nap my but, that was a mountain lion nap!"

mountain lion nap by clarissa claudio November 9, 2007