When girls get drunk and try to get to the highest surface closest to them in the bar, club, house party, or outdoors.
Yeah Ashlee took her fourth shot and then Drake come on in the bar and she started Mountain Goating onto the table
by MoutainGoatOG November 5, 2018

Girl 1: Lets have sex tonight
Girl 2: Good..because i just bought a new dildo and i want to try it out mountain goating
Girl 2: Good..because i just bought a new dildo and i want to try it out mountain goating
by Kellllllllllllllllllls April 27, 2010

by thecumdown September 5, 2012

An ugly ratchet hoe
Person 1: Yo, did see Hailey today?
Person 2: Yea, she looked like Mountain goat with that ugly ass weave.
Person 2: Yea, she looked like Mountain goat with that ugly ass weave.
by BigBootyJo June 17, 2015

A mountain goat is name after “thee Roy Thomson fae Granton/ Cali kartel
Roy Thomson’s legacy will be forever known as being second best to king Jordan the first of Horizon.
Roy went through his whole life battling the fact he simply wasn’t good enough to compete with Jordan at superior level
Roy Thomson’s legacy will be forever known as being second best to king Jordan the first of Horizon.
Roy went through his whole life battling the fact he simply wasn’t good enough to compete with Jordan at superior level
by King Jordan of horizon December 12, 2019

Like a cougar, only older & with chin hair. They typically try to dress trendy, get with young cabana boy type guys, have ginormous acrylic nails, processed hair, and liver spots. May or may not be a sugar mama, depending on the wealth (or lack thereof) her first (and/or 2nd-3rd-4th) husband had.
If not wealthy, Mountain Goats can often be found residing in trailer parks, with at least on piece of Dolly Parton paraphernalia.
If not wealthy, Mountain Goats can often be found residing in trailer parks, with at least on piece of Dolly Parton paraphernalia.
Christena: "whoah, did you see the gold splattered jeggings that Mountain Goat is wearing in an effort to appear relevant & get that dude's attention who's in his early 20's?"
Johnny: "for reals. It's disturbing; she smells like generic Elizebeth Taylor White Diamonds perfume, stale menthols & used cat litter..."
Johnny: "for reals. It's disturbing; she smells like generic Elizebeth Taylor White Diamonds perfume, stale menthols & used cat litter..."
by Freckletastic November 26, 2010

When the female is on top in a reverse cow girl position on all fours. She begins to make goat noises on top, as the male returns the goat call to the female. The more goat calls that happen the higher she climbs the mountain, until both the female and male make the final goat call. Meaning they climbed to the top of the mountain. They both have accomplished the mountain goat.
by lil_mouse December 20, 2018
