molding and sculpting

To convince yourself that an ugly woman is attractive as a means to a sexual end. Much like "beer goggles", this usually happens while drunk.

Guy 1: Holy crap, why is Jimmy buying drinks for that Frankenstein-looking chick?
Guy 2: He's busy molding and sculpting over there.

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

molding smasher

a female with an exeptionaly large arse, when they try to pass through doorways there arse usually catches the moldings around the door and breaks them

jordee: holy fuck amber was at my house today she's such a molding smasher
jeremy: really???! how many doors did she go through??

by vanor February 1, 2009

Mounding

Mounding is the practice of taking a male's genitals and shoving them up in the body cavity. The end result is that he only has a “mound" that resembles a cunt.

You couldn't tell she was a dude even when she was in a bikini because she was so good at mounding.

by kink4you August 8, 2013

clay molding

When two plus-size lesbians engage in tribadism, also known as scissoring, creating the impression of clay being molded.

Megan and Heather left the barbecue restaurant in order to head home, play some Indigo Girls tapes and get down with some clay molding.

by Claymolder January 3, 2013

Mouling

The female version of the gypsy term (grabbing)

She was proper bad 'mouling' on that lad last night!

by Head of Moul Annoyance April 22, 2011

Mounding

Inserting pillows under the hips of a girl lying on her stomach, "mounding" her ass upwards....providing easy access to her sweetspot and a spanking target that can't be resisted.

I like to pass a leisurely afternoon tying her up, mounding her just right, and administering to her in painstaking detail...

by Autre June 3, 2009

Mounding

The art of lying perfectly still while completely covered with blanket. The traditional colour of the blanket is orange, but a sleeping bag or poncho is an acceptable alternative. Mounding is more effective when done in public and is considered a legitimate recreational activity.

Pillows can be used under the blanket.

"I lost 53 calories just by Mounding 5 hours a day!"

"I was a fat lazy slob who would just lay around the house doing nothing all day, now instead, I mound!"

by Scissorhands' Cookie Heart November 22, 2011