dense motherfucker

a person that doesn't understand something and totaly disregards it after it has been explained.

john: where did you lose did your phone?
ray: the park, but don't worry if someone finds it i'm sure they'll call me.
j: they can't.
r: why?
j: you don't have your phone, so they cant call you.
r: but it's my phone.
j:you DENSE motherfucker

dense motherfucker by Dr. Ghostdad June 30, 2014

sayonara motherfucker 

Something a person would say to another before he/she shoots the other person...

Sayonara Motherfucker !!

sayonara motherfucker by the hilarious one August 23, 2016

The 4 Levels of A Motherfucker 

The 1st level is a basic douche - a guy who thinks he's so smooth and enjoys doing things to get attention like making a fool of himself.
The 2nd level is an asshole- a guy who is has an inflated ego who is totally self centered.
The 3rd level is a dickhole - A guy who also has an inflated ego but has an even bigger over inflated ego. These ones you need to be careful of because they're contagious.
The last level: Motherfucker- These ones are a combination of all and also the mother of all of them. They act like a fool to get a girl's attention. They also will try to ruin your reputation and will quickscope you on COD

The 4 levels of a motherfucker are contagious.

The 4 Levels of A Motherfucker by MaDawgTT February 6, 2015

Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker 

When you're too fucking mad to fucking come up with an actual fucking insult and fucking think for a fucking second so you just fucking fuck up your mind and fucking go full ham on someone and spit out this fucking fuckton of fucks in one breath which totally is garaunfuckingteed to fuck your motherfucking foe so fucking hard their eyeballs fucking gush out of their fucking organs which then fuck your foe into oblivion and fuck them over for motherfucking life.

"You... You... Y-You Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker!"

Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker by WHATDOYOUMEANINEEDAPSEUDONYMYO December 3, 2017

Cadaverous motherfucker 

A dead person, usually as a result of murder.

Fool, if it wasn't for Serge here, you and your cuz would be cadaverous motherfuckers.

Cadaverous motherfucker by K'blub May 11, 2014

Four String Motherfucker 

Of or referring to bass guitar with four strings. Specifically, the Rickenbacker bass played by former Metallica bassist Cliff Burton.

"The Major Rager on the Four String Motherfucker!" - Dave Mustaine (Megadeth, ex-Metallica) referring to Cliff Burton

Four String Motherfucker by DXMG January 2, 2010

Disengenuious dense motherfucker 

An insult used when someone is promoting false information about something/ one to the world

YOU DISENGENUIOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU'D HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!

Disengenuious dense motherfucker by DoneVoyage February 21, 2021