mother in law

A source of never ending pain and misery.
Who thought up this law?
by Shaun August 21, 2003
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Even driving my mother-in-law to the grocery store was a painfully horrible five minutes of my life.
by James October 31, 2003
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an old wrinkly woman who hates you and knows that you're banging her daughter
My mother in law stabbed at my longfellow with a three pronged fork.
by Muu August 31, 2004
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the annoying "hang nail" that pisses you off and will not heal on the side your finger nail/cuticle.
OMG 2 days and this mother in law is driving me nuts!
by SexyTexan January 05, 2012
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the fattest, ugliest, meanest, most fake, evil, stinkiest thing (with chin hair) you can imagine.
If my mother in law wasn't so gross and ever got laid she might not be such a cunt.
by Splish Splash October 02, 2003
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1.Most foul, devious, manipulative, evil, premeditated, fake, smile in your face while stabbing you in the back, worst plague God has ever sent upon us...especially me.

2. The beast who bore my husband.

3. Root of all evil. Angel of Death
I would rather suck on exhaust fumes than live with my mother in law.
by Anra September 13, 2005
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