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mother

#1.Probably the only person who had ever
loved and cared about you.........
#2.The person for who you gonna hate yourself
when shes gone and u realize that u have never
gave her anything back even though it had been
so easy just to say thank you......
#1.
Loving Mother:pls George let those porns and come outside for a bit, u havent left youre room for two weeks now. i dont want that u end up as nude or a satanist worshiper or even worse as a Mtv news reader.
stupid George:piss off!!
#2.
im missing my mommy
why i have never listend to you mom
*a 40 years old Mtv news reader crashs on the floor cries and then shoots himslef into the head so that the cleaning lady has to do over-hours again*
mugGet the mothermug.

mother

The first lady of the chav household. She is often found whiling away the days watching her relatives on Trisha in her cigarette-stained dressing gown, yelling at the little chavs and smoking 60+ cigarettes a day.
Defining characteristics of chav mothers are:

i) A penchant for smoking
ii) Being single
iii) A love of TV-related magazines
by salad fingers147 December 28, 2005
mugGet the mothermug.

mother

fucking person who gave birth to you.
and because of that they think they basically OWN you.
but they fucking don't.
and they want you to live your life how they wished there's could've been. they don't let you do what you want but what they want.
usually a bitchy woman, who wants bloody perfect children.

but she ain't getting them.
I HATE MY FUCKING MOTHER
wish she didn't give birth to me so then i wouldn't have to go through this hell NOW.
by kirstyyyyyyy. September 6, 2007
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mother

The female representation of a parent in a childs life, synnonyms are:mom,mum, ma,mommy, etc.
Hey mother, may I have something to eat,
by Broben5 December 30, 2017
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mother

really, the only person that will ever love you
by mummysgirl July 6, 2011
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mother

an annoying little creature set out to embarrass us all
Oh shit my mom is subbing my class!
by kim March 4, 2004
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mother

Over-used. Not funny. Quit saying it. Goes along with "your mom" jokes. Those are ridiulous too.
by Roxanne November 6, 2004
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