4 definition by QUILTON GIRLS

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What's so wrong with your life that you're looking for the definition of a tomato in urban dictionary
I like tomato
by QUILTON GIRLS May 23, 2019

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A woman who lectures you about using your phone. You can trust them when it comes to food but dont let them pick your relationships. Like, EVER! Hates to potty train you
My mother has a trainer to teach children potty training-Albert Einstein
by QUILTON GIRLS April 19, 2017

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A word.
I used a word in this sentence. Actually, nine.
by QUILTON GIRLS April 19, 2017

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A floppy floop with a memory of three seconds. Fears: fish and chips, sharkyteeths, delcattys, sandy santas aka yellow stuff found on those beachy butts, ME'S QUILTONS. Popular pet in Mars and Flumpyland. Needs cheese to survive. Lifespan of 9 seconds. Lovely decorations when dead, put next to a mermaid and a real mermaid will come to your house on Christmas Eve with her granny Mrs Claus to revive the fish.
My fish is dead
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by QUILTON GIRLS May 16, 2017

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