Modified Cleveland Steamer

1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.

2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.

Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!

Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."

by wmbdover September 26, 2012

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Fortified Election

Code name for rigging an election. Utilizing a cabal (A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers.) To manipulate the voters

well-funded cabal of powerful people, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; it was a Fortified Election

by FuzzyMeep February 6, 2021

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morticide

DEFINITION 1: Killing the dead.
DEFINITION 2: A song from The Binding of Isaac: Repentance OST.

EXAMPLE 1: PERSON 1: Is doing morticide possible?
PERSON 2: I'm guessing not.

EXAMPLE 2: PERSON 1: Wanna listen to Morticide?
PERSON 2: Yeah! It's a great song!

by what pseudonym do i use February 15, 2022

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Fortified

Shit food in disguise

"OMG, Cap'n Crunch is fortified with seven vitamins and minerals!? It must certainly be healthy!"

"No, actually 'fortified' is just code for shit in disguise."

"Blasphemy!"

by lindseypv January 22, 2012

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