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A mort is an unusually big vagina wart, also know as a pussy pimple.
Yo, I was fuckin' that girl Nefertitti until i saw that ugly ass mort
by jackald July 28, 2008
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mort

that morning fart that happens after you leave the residence of some chick. you have to hold in your gas all night, but when you leave that next morning on the walk of shame, you can let that mort rip in relief. it usually is much longer and louder than the average fart.
yo, that loud mort was 10 hours in the making.
by D Turbo December 22, 2005
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mort

Member of an exclusive friendship group which is renowned for drinkin loads, doin criminal damage, pissin people off who dont matter, and nobbin random slags.
Mort 1: S'apnin
Mort 2: F'kin chillin innit, just fuckin chinned some car into another car by openin the door and takin the handbrake off and it rolled down the fuckin hill
Mort 1: Sound. Do u reckon the guy who owns the car will be fussed?
Mort 2: Dont give a fuck. He's a goof.
by Sketcher mort January 16, 2011
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mort

Anything used to describe someone who lacks sense of life, looks dumbfounded, and has only a limited ability to learn and understand. Often excluded from society.
Jennifer Jacqueline Wells is all muck, she's such a mort!
by Kenzington the 1st April 14, 2011
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mort

mort comes from the words combined might and more.. instead of saying might as well or some say more as well..
by MandyB83 August 17, 2007
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Mort

Adjective.

a descriptive word commonly used to describe members' of society whom lack the necessary brain cells to perform basic life skills. Often seen moping around with a look of complete confusion, they are commonly mistaken for individuals with significant brain injuries and have a complete lack of savoir-faire.

Gerunds.

Commonly added to the end of names to highlight those with a distinct lack of interpersonal instincts.
Alex Polkinghorn is incompetent in most aspects of his life, particularly in his interpersonal relationships, to highlight his deficiencies in a non-aggressive manor, his friends affectionately know him as,

'Alex Polkingmort'
by Alexis Livingstone March 10, 2021
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Morte

The very cool skull from Planescape: Torment. He pretended to be a mimir, a mechanical encyclopedia that happens to look like a skull, for a while, but it is eventually revealed that he was on the Pillar of Skulls in Avernus, the first layer of Baator.
"Morte, like, Latin...for death."
by D-san July 13, 2003
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