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HAMP Modification

The process by which an individual comes across a person in distress begging for assistance and, instead of offering aid to the distressed person, proceeds to defecate on their face.
Have you heard about the Obama making home affordable mortgage modification program? That shit doesn't work at all. I tried to apply, and all I got was a HAMP Modification from the fucking bank.
by Elle Bee Jay September 8, 2010
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MoDDification

A way of excessively tuning a wheeled transportation device into a heavily armed war-/combat-vehicle.
- We moDDified his car into a tank-like-vehicle.

- After the MoDDification was done, the car looked like a monster.

- At the moment we're moDDifying the engine of his car.
by Rasputin da basemachine August 10, 2004
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merkification

That was some serious merkification.
by jsctt January 18, 2009
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Bro-modification

to alter a word for the better by using "bro" as a modifier.
Bro-nado, Bro-mance, Bro-k, Bro-pression, Bro-gram are all Bro-modifications

Don't fuck up my Bro-gram.
by sweetINKd00d January 13, 2009
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mortification

an awesome christian heavy metal band that blows deicide out of the water
SATAN SUCKS
by Anonymous August 21, 2003
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Mortification

A great Christian Metal band from Australia in 1990. It originally started as a thrash metal band, but turned to death metal by 1992 and then kept on messing around with different types of metal such as, speed, groove, more thrash, power, doom, and even hardcore.

Most people agree that their best album was Scrolls of the Megilloth, which was released in 1992 and was one of the first ever Christian death metal albums.

They have released about twelve studio albums, a few DVDs, lots of live albums, and a new album is underway.
Me: Mortification is one of the best bands ever.
Satanic Metalhead: Shut the f*** up!! My s*** is better than your Christian bulls***!!!
Me: *makes him listen to Scrolls of the Megilloth*
Stanic Metalhead: *runs away like a little girl*
by Usvart Jorge April 23, 2009
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pornification

To add pornographic content to an object.

The word used by Cassiel when he quit producing ToB N because some DotA-loving fag leaked the beta version 11. Instead, now he is working on pornifying DotA because surely with his great map-making ability and his JASS knowlege, he could create a better spoof on DotA without creating millions of memory leaks or using global variables for every little inane thing.
THE TIME FOR INTERNET PORNIFICATION HAS COME!

-Some Rich Guy at Playboy HQ
by Raven October 27, 2004
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