morn horn

The morning after a night of hard drinking when you're really horny.

"Shit, I only fucked Stacy because I had morn horn."

by His_Name_Is_Zabo December 22, 2007

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morn'n

Another way of saying "Good Morning"
Another way of spelling morning

Friend 1: Good Morning.
Friend 2: Morn'n

by Asyetious October 17, 2015

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morn porn

to put on porn before your woman wakes up to induce sexual contact once again.

i was so drunk last i dont remember banging sally so i put on morn porn the next day to get her going again.

i woke up with a boner so i put on morn porn to relieve my raging cock.

by rhule20 May 6, 2009

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morn horn

when u wake up wit a boner for no reason

i rolled over onto my morn horn

by kyle jaswal December 13, 2004

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Morn-horn

Morn-horn is a contraction of morning and horn. This is the refreshing first fart in the morning. Which, if lucky, will set the standard for the remainder of the day.

"My beatch got totally pissed when I woke her up with morn-horn"
"Sounds like she doesn't appreciate quality sounds"

by Trolle March 7, 2008

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to literally anyone who actually “participated” on “Furry Killing Day” on December 20th, forcefully has to morn for the loss of the innocent person they killed on December 22st. Rather it be irl or in a game.

“haha loser you killed them, now you gotta commit to Morn loss of the Furries day rather you like it or not and go to fucking jail, take the L.”

by Bennie the BunFox December 20, 2022

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