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Mormonstruating

When you run out of tampons so using the Book of Mormon to cleanse your cooch is the next option.
Oh shoot! Good Joseph! I’m out of tampons. Looks like I’m mormonstruating this month.
by Theclassicham November 15, 2018
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Mormonspeak

The inadvertent or intended modification of the language and meaning of the doctrines of the canon of the Restoration (including the New Testament) to conform to mistaken pop-culture and legalistic influences within the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Perhaps the most egregious example of Mormonspeak is the common erroneous interpretation of 2 Nephi 25:23 that seeks to replace Ephesians 2:8-9 with regard to the absolute nature of grace, where, in fact, both passages are equivalent.

In other words, if we are to be saved at all, then we must be saved entirely by grace, after we do the only thing we can do as fallen mortal beings, which is to believe in Christ and be reconciled to God according to the requirements of the attainable gospel of Jesus preached by both Paul and Nephi. What we do in the plan of redemption is designed to bring us to Christ, for only he possesses the power to save.
by mormonredeeminggrace May 21, 2012
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Mormontarily

About 20 minutes. The approximate amount of time it takes for a Mormon to show up late to a sacrament meeting just enough for no one else to see him/her not partake of the sacrament.
Where is Jenny? We're singing her favorite hymn in sacrament meeting today!
She'll be around mormontarily.
by SameAsCache December 8, 2014
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Mississippi Mudmonster

A very fluid-like excrement (usually with chunks) released into the clothing; either intentionally or unintentionally; normally performed during or after a heavy drinking binge.
After waking up from blacking out, Cassandra had a mississippi mudmonster in her panties.
by Corovius February 3, 2010
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McMonsters

Look at Maki's McMonsters, there huge!
by Maki Mcmonster January 17, 2009
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Mormonger

mor⋅mon⋅ger (n.) - 1. a person who is involved with being a mormon in a petty or contemptible way. 2. Chiefly British. 3. Lizzie.
Lizzie you are such a silly mormonger!!
by J-Kai December 30, 2008
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mormolester

A Mormon or former Mormon who is guilty of child sexual molestation.
Recently we discovered that our former LDS bishop is a mormolester.
by exmo555 January 13, 2011
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