Mormon

The religion that people love to mess with me for being a part of.
Classmate: How are your wives doing, Mormon?

Me: I'm 14!
by TheReelDealMC February 09, 2017
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Mormons

Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (LDS) a Christian religion based on both the Bible and the Book of Mormon. Members try to be honest, chaste, respectful, kind etc. They avoid using profane language, using alcohol/tobacco/drugs, having sexual relations outside of marriage etc.
My nieghbors are mormons and they go to church every Sunday.
by crisper2 March 03, 2011
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Mormon

A religion that, if you tell a Jehovah's Witness you're a part of, they will instantly leave. The opposite is true for born agains.
"Hi, I'd like you to have this pamphlet about our religion: The Jehovah's Witnesses."

"Well, I'm a Mormon"

"Okay... bye!"

"Works every time!"
by Gloverboy6 January 11, 2010
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Mormonitis

A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but acts like he/she is by not doing drugs, alcohol, or before-marriage sex. See Also Strait Edge.

A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but dresses and often looks like one.
Dave seems like he doesn't do drugs, drink, and is a virgin. Is he a mormon? No, my friend told me he's not, and that he's got mormonitis.

Then I saw Dave ride his bike on the side of the road. I thought he was one of those mormons who ride their bikes while dressed nicely, and wearing backpacks and nametags. But since Dave isn't a mormon (he wasn't wearing a nametag), then it became obvious that he had mormonitis.
by Ilisten2Metal June 05, 2014
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mormon

97% of the people in Utah.

.003% of the people anywhere else.

These really really nice, clean-living people who believe some pretty weird stuff.
"Well I usually try to be good, but I'm no Mormon"
by Bex October 12, 2003
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Mormon

Christian 1: "How was your day?"
Any Christian who isn't Mormon: "I hung out with a Mormon"
Christian 1: "So a long one eh"
by SimmerDown99 October 19, 2017
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mormon

A guy in a suit and tie on a bicycle usually accompanied by another guy in a suit and tie on a bicycle both wearing yellow backpacks filled with root beer and green jello.
Look! Mormons! Everyone wave!
by fugliest March 10, 2009
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