by TheReelDealMC February 9, 2017
Get the Mormon mug.Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (LDS) a Christian religion based on both the Bible and the Book of Mormon. Members try to be honest, chaste, respectful, kind etc. They avoid using profane language, using alcohol/tobacco/drugs, having sexual relations outside of marriage etc.
My nieghbors are mormons and they go to church every Sunday.
by crisper2 March 17, 2011
Get the Mormons mug.A religion that, if you tell a Jehovah's Witness you're a part of, they will instantly leave. The opposite is true for born agains.
"Hi, I'd like you to have this pamphlet about our religion: The Jehovah's Witnesses."
"Well, I'm a Mormon"
"Okay... bye!"
"Works every time!"
"Well, I'm a Mormon"
"Okay... bye!"
"Works every time!"
by Gloverboy6 January 10, 2010
Get the Mormon mug.A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but acts like he/she is by not doing drugs, alcohol, or before-marriage sex. See Also Strait Edge.
A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but dresses and often looks like one.
A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but dresses and often looks like one.
Dave seems like he doesn't do drugs, drink, and is a virgin. Is he a mormon? No, my friend told me he's not, and that he's got mormonitis.
Then I saw Dave ride his bike on the side of the road. I thought he was one of those mormons who ride their bikes while dressed nicely, and wearing backpacks and nametags. But since Dave isn't a mormon (he wasn't wearing a nametag), then it became obvious that he had mormonitis.
Then I saw Dave ride his bike on the side of the road. I thought he was one of those mormons who ride their bikes while dressed nicely, and wearing backpacks and nametags. But since Dave isn't a mormon (he wasn't wearing a nametag), then it became obvious that he had mormonitis.
by Ilisten2Metal June 4, 2014
Get the Mormonitis mug.97% of the people in Utah.
.003% of the people anywhere else.
These really really nice, clean-living people who believe some pretty weird stuff.
.003% of the people anywhere else.
These really really nice, clean-living people who believe some pretty weird stuff.
by Bex October 11, 2003
Get the mormon mug.The annoying cousin in Christianity
Christian 1: "How was your day?"
Any Christian who isn't Mormon: "I hung out with a Mormon"
Christian 1: "So a long one eh"
Any Christian who isn't Mormon: "I hung out with a Mormon"
Christian 1: "So a long one eh"
by SimmerDown99 October 19, 2017
Get the Mormon mug.A guy in a suit and tie on a bicycle usually accompanied by another guy in a suit and tie on a bicycle both wearing yellow backpacks filled with root beer and green jello.
by fugliest March 10, 2009
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