Morman

the idea when being a matyr to have more virgins than you need you give them to others to have that is it in a nutshell

i was a morman when satan tried to kill me so i gave them away to other people and had multiple sexual partners

by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007

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morman soak

The act of sticking ones penis into a vagina and allowing it to sit there, without thrusting for the entire encounter, thus "soaking" the penis. Used mostly by Morman teenagers who do not want to have true intercourse before marriage.

Morman 1: I heard Brigham and Nephi snuck into the second floor bathroom and got a good 30 min Morman Soak.
Morman 2: They've only been dating for three months! I cannot believe they're soaking already

by CShady August 1, 2015

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Dirty morman

When a man is banging two or more chicks and insists that they call him Joseph Smith the whole time.

Bro, I totally pulled a dirty morman with those three chicks last night. *high five to follow

by TBone0808 July 3, 2017

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Grant morman

Is god morman and will kill any one who is a non-believer.

Grant morman is always 6:1 and 110 pounds

by Criazen December 5, 2019

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Morman Murders, The

A book by the same title. A true story based on a police investigation of Mark Hoffman, a Morman murderer with remarkable forgery talents. Hoffman nearly ripped off the thin facade that cloaks the lies behind the origin of the the Morman fairy tale. This books tells how the Morman church covered it all up.

Wow, this whole Morman thing was dreamed up by a con artist named Joseph Smith. You gotta read the Morman Murders, it'll rock your socks.

by Orin Patch July 27, 2005

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