Murlock Moment

A murlock moment refers to Imperium Gaming Axis and Allies rp when the owner of the server Murlock, screws it up yet again.

That is a Murlock moment

by Sputnik 1 October 11, 2019

Morlocking

The process of using guile and cunning to attract members of the opposite sex to you who are far more attractive then yourself. The term is based on the race of devolved humans in H.G Wells' sci-fi fantasy The Time Machine, know as Morlocks, who live underground and on occasion climb to the surface to snatch one of the beautiful Eloi.

The term first appeared in conversation between Robert K Walker and Nicolas Costello in 2003 when pissed up on wine.

Nick- Emma is out tonight
Rob- Pfft. She's well out of your league
Nick- I know. She might need some Morlocking

by Nico-clart Costelo-twat March 13, 2010

morbock

A morbock is an individual with an extremely large penis. A morbock penis tends to be 14 inches long and has a girth approximately 3.14 inches in diameter. Morbocks tend to be local celebrities and women often flock to them. Morbocks are so popular among women, scientists believe that in future generations, all males will be morbocks due to the morbock's ability to inseminate so many women.

Some guy nailed my wife last week, but I understood when I found out he was a morbock. Who can blame the lucky woman!

by hottestwomenalive June 12, 2010

Mortlocking It

Having no concept of time, or the corollary matter of punctuality, whatsoever.

Everyone else was there at 7pm, but I mortlocked it and rolled up at 9.30.

Simon is known for mortlocking it when distracted by well-built Russian sailors.

The baby mortlocked it, so had to be induced.

by Lancaster's Second Finest February 1, 2014

Mollock

When someone only has one bollock, they have a mollock (derived from mono-bollock)

"Tim has a Mollock due to an accident on his BMX"

by djo76 February 14, 2012

moflock

A hairstyle that is part mohawk, part the hairstyle popularized by the lead singer of Flock of Seagulls, Mike Score.

Hey, rock that moflock!

by Isabella Porrini January 17, 2007

Mordock

Mordock is a Second Life deejay who really knows how to entertain his audience with a wide variety of music and plenty of humour. He has the best bumpers and ads you can find in SL. He also creates tee-shirts and a variety of textures and graphics for "Dreams Unlimited". He is partner to Aurore and sister to Layla and shows them both lotsa love and warmth on a daily basis.

Let me introduce you do Mordock, SL's best kept secret in the music industry.

by Aurore Dreamscape February 3, 2010