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Mooning

Being AFK on Facebook, long enough that a moon shows up by your name.
Jake: "Man, Jackie is always Mooning."

James: "I know I wish she wouldnt leave facebook on all day!"
by TheGreenLing June 2, 2011
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when someone pulls down there pants so to reveal their anus, usually done by someone secrectly proud on their butthole and likes showing it to people, sometimes after pants is droped they stick someones nose into their butthole
gansta: yo dat biotch did sum mooning and stuck my face into his buttox and pooed all over my face, and it smell like i just stuck skunk spray down my nose
by The Jizz King July 22, 2006
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a radical song from the Broadway show Grease (it wasn't in the movie)
I've spent my days just mooning all over you.
by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 20, 2004
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The price of the stock rising significantly, especially used on r/wallstreetbets.
Autist: Look at SPY, it's mooning.
Another autist: Yeah, some news about the stimulus just came out.
by JonPascal November 17, 2020
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There are multiple ways to moon people
Stand, naked, use your fingers to spread your butt as wide as it will go before you tear the skin
Or
Stand, lean over a chair naked with your asshole facing the person you’re mooning
Or
If you’re a girl, sit on a chair, spreading your vagina as wide as it will go Facing towards your target.
Or
If you’re a girl, stand naked and squeeze the base of your boobs hard
Or
If you’re a guy stand naked and have the tip of your dick facing the ceiling
Or
If you’re a guy stand naked squeezing your balls with one hand and squeezing your ass with another
Or
Sit or stand, with your index and middle spread out and place your tongue in the middle, where the webbing starts
Or
Like the last method, but adding the ring and weak finger, spreading your ring and weak fingers from your middle and index finger and placing your tongue where the webbing starts between the four fingers
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When your asset (mostly cryptocurrency) is going up very rapidly.
"Dude, my coins are mooning!"
by John Walgart December 19, 2017
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When the value of an asset rises astronomically within a short period of time. Refers to the state of reaching new heights, i.e the moon.
Hey Carl, $GME, and $AMC stocks have started mooning! HODL for every little Ape, Citadel is fucked now!
by Kz vega May 11, 2021
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