moondogging

The act of freezing one's faecal matter in order to use the solid end product as a penetrative sex toy.

I crapped in a freezer bag so that Julie and I could go moondogging

by Vonnievonnie March 15, 2007

moondogging

While driving, the act of turning into the lanes on the other side of the median, driving straight at other cars, and then driving over the median and back into your correctly flowing traffic lane.

"We were moondogging with Caroline this weekend and almost got killed!"

by Audrey Pf December 14, 2008

Moondog

The definition of Kim Jong Il's look-a-like.
Sometimes referred as "Moon-doggy-dog"
He likes to research Korea, he looks like an elf aswell as Kim Jong Il, and he despises "le hutch"

Hutchy : Oh my God, it's Kim Jong Il

Fatboy-Gandalf : No, that's just Moondog, the moondoggydog

Hutchy : Jamie, shut up. Everyone's gay except me!

Moondog : Hutch, get a fookin haircut foo! I am ex-dicatata of da Korea bitchuz! Lick ma baws nigguh'

by WizKhallifaIsAVerySexyMan February 14, 2012

Moondog

A smart young lady who is very talented especially in the art of eating children

“Omg look at that moondog she’s so cool!”

by Cannibal 101 May 22, 2020

Moondog

Interfering, Bothersome, Interruptive, Pesky, Annoying

He sure is a Moondog when it comes to your girl Ed!

by Carolina blueyes! December 29, 2017

johnny and the moondogs

Name of the Beatles before they hit it big, when they were still playing at whorehouse clubs in Hamburg. Johnny referred to John Lennon, and the moondogs, who the fack knows.

Johnny and the Moondogs were payed about $5 a week.

by enjuneer November 8, 2003

moondog clement

A psycho who likes to betray and double cross their friends. A moondog clement has a lot of people out to get her especially when she messes with their lunch.

“What the heck! Why is there garlic all over my apple?”
“Oh this must be the work of a moondog clement”

by Jenky Jenkins May 31, 2018