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Mooncake Ache

The feeling during Lunar New Year when the mooncakes (delivered by Brandon Zhao) that Arian stuffed into your orifices begin to cause tension and strain within your body, leading to potentially debilitating pain and the inability to dodge socks thrown at you from deadly assailants.

May also be caused by consuming too many mooncakes.
Josh: Mr. Shi I don't feel so good...

Andrew: Ooof I guess that's the mooncake ache kicking in.

Josh: I guess even the "Ragin Cajun" isn't immune to high calorie baked goods
by Mystery Assassin February 5, 2019
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Snow Skin Mooncake

When you are having anal with an Asian and right before climaxing you pull out and finish on their ass. Coating their butt cheeks in a snowy white residue.
1.

"Thank you for your snow skin mooncake, Catherine"

"As long as you like it, Ken. ^_^"

2.
"The Mid-Autumn Festival starts today! Would you like to celebrate by coming over to my place and enjoying a snow skin mooncake?"
by No_Dice_6 September 13, 2019
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Salty Mooncake

A sexual act where a salty solution is inserted into a moon cake like part of the body
"yo dude took this girl home last night. gave her one salty mooncake alright. . .."

high five
by Chinkalinka September 25, 2010
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mooncakes

A car enthusiasts' term (especially with Lexus enthusiasts) for aftermarket wheels/rims.
Pocky just got new mooncakes for his Lexus IS350!
by PhilipMSPT March 20, 2008
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Mooncaked

Adjective: Slang

Cockney Rhyming slang used to illustrate a state of excessive use of weed, to feel as if you were mooncaked. An emotional frenzy induced by drugs.
Jeff: "What another bong hit?"

Mark: "Nah, bro I'm mooncaked!"

Jeff: "What?!"

Mark: "I'm baked... Chookity pok"
by SkarletKnight July 15, 2021
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Mooncake

A term for any person of asian descent.
Friend#1 :"Meet my friend Ralph. He's Chinese."
Friend#2 :"Nice to meet you mooncake."
by whtthefoook October 2, 2009
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moonraker

A person with such low intelligence that they would try to rake the moon's reflection in a pond.
Otherwise referred to as window-licker or blue bus brigade.
My friend Rachel announced she was going to bleach her hair in the summer. Tracey, like the moonraker she is, asked, "What color?".
by IT Monkey August 19, 2004
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