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merchandise

Something someone buys from someone to look like yet another zombie off another person's name brand.
I like Minecraft SOOO MUCH! I event bought all the merchandise for it!

I'm starting this new club, actually. We even have plans on creating merchandise for it!
by Smith dux Wurd June 19, 2017
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The Merchandise

Any “juicy” parcels of real estate, usually on a female, but can refer to both genders.
Girl, protesting a guy’s trying to feel her up: “Hey! Who said you could sample The Merchandise?!???”
by QuacksO November 26, 2011
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Watch the Merchandise

What you say then someone touches you aggressively or without consent. Not necessarily in a sexual manner.
Cop~Come on buddy *grabs arm* You're going to do some time.
Suspect~Hey watch the merchandise!
by Miss Potato Head September 12, 2010
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Service Merchandise

A catalog retailer well known for its unique ordering process.

When you walked in you were given a slip of paper for which you would write down the catalog number for the item you wanted to purchase. When you were done walking around and writing down the numbers of what you wanted to buy and were ready to checkout you gave the cashier the slip, which would go back to the stock room and shortly afterward, your items were rolled out on a conveyor belt from the back. Service Merchandise also had a variety of self-serve products.

Service Merchandise was well known for its jewelery and electronics.

The chain went bankrupt in 2002. After re-emerging as an online retailer for a brief time, the name disappeared again in 2007.
"I got my watch and my TV from Service Merchandise about 15 years ago"
by Jon Revelle April 3, 2008
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murchandise

things bought and sold; goods; commodities; wares - limited to be things owned or belonging to a murch.
Check out the Brian's murchandise!!!
by D.J. B.RaD December 16, 2008
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Check the merchandise

Come on girl. Quit playing and let me check the merchandise.
by DiABLO_32 August 30, 2012
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misplaced merchandise

(n.) Product(s) intentionally moved from one area of a store to another by a shopper with the purpose of making people laugh and/or smile.
Misplaced Merchandise includes, but not limited to, the following:

1. Putting the abominable snowman from the toy department on a box of Depends undergarments in the personal hygiene aisle.
2. Putting a banana from produce in the condom aisle.
3. Putting a bottle of Beano in the baked beans section.
by Misplaced Merchandise January 9, 2010
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