Moistard

The horrible watery substance that squirts onto your burger/hot dog when you forget to shake the mustard bottle.

The mustard equivilent of 'wetchup'

Fuck! I forgot to shake the mustard bottle and now my burger is covered in moistard!!

by The chair May 8, 2010

mongtarded

mongtareded is the mixture of a retard and a mong.

someone who does something retarded but is naturally a mong.

that guy is so mongtarded

by Deto123 May 18, 2011

Monstar

Someone who has a big dick

"She was rubbing my monstarrrr"

by bigfella99 September 6, 2011

Monutard

A person from Northern El Paso county that is from a high social economic class, that spends money until they run out. After running out of money it never registers in their brain and they continue to spend.

Wow that Monutard just bought a new Land Rover? I thought he just filed bankruptcy?

by Philbert Jonson 3rd December 18, 2009

mongtard

Derived from "Mongoloid" meaning one who suffers from Downs Syndrome and "Retard" a term given to either slow learners or just general morons, this word is used as an insult to people who do something spasticated.

"John you managed to set fire to your own fireproof boxers you mongtard!"

by CuddyRules May 17, 2005

monktard

To be so retarded that one appears Monkey like. Often used as an insult.

"You are a fuckin' monktard!"

by RandyFishcake March 3, 2008

Montarded

Someone who is retarded only on Monday.

Mitch is seriously montarded.

by chad2009 February 9, 2009