mopologist

An duty added to your job description when your boss doesn't want to hire the proper person and just wants to be a tight wad

I'm a surgical tech and my boss revised our job description and added mopologist to our duties.

by Pinché Cindy August 3, 2017

monopolistic

1. Awesome, amazing, great, psychedilic or cool.
2. Related to a monopoly.

That party was so monopolistic. Everyone is still talking about the great time they had.

Monopolistic companies are usually broken up give other businesses a chance.

by Aight_ChikaChika March 10, 2010

monopolisation

When somebody has the most chips in poker.

It was complete monopolisation, he had all the chips.

by Louis Swain January 14, 2006

Monopolist

Someone who is a polygamist but wants everyone with him to stay monogamist.

Someone who is selfish and wants to fuck lots of women but doesn't want to share his women with others.

Essentially a MonoPoly.

Hey Michael, are you mono or poly?

Neither, I'm a monopolist.

by Sociophage May 28, 2016

Monolusive

The only one to the exclusion of all others.

The skull and bones society monolusively choose John out of the new pledges.

by Kaw4j July 24, 2016

Monoloid

"Monoloid" is a derogatory term for a person who only speaks one language. This is based on the idea that monolingualism (only speaking one language) makes people dumb in specific ways. Without the ability to get distance from one's mother tongue, we don't realize how meaning works and we lose perspective. This results in always taking things literally and in a one dimensional way.

A huge issue with the American education system is that it produces so many monoloids!
Oh my god, he is such a monoloid...

These Bible thumpers don't even know how to interpret texts! They're monoloids!

by just another dingnat February 5, 2024

monkologist

A person who studies the lives, habits, history of monks

Bro, you went to one meditation retreat and now you're basically a self-certified monkologist

by spiritual insider August 8, 2025