monotosis 

The made-up disease of having a monotone.

To have a dull; lacking in variety and interest tone of speaking. A person who has monotosis is monotonous (of a sound or utterance) lacking in variation in tone or pitch.

Mark: I'm so excited about winning a million dollars (no tone)
Jordan: You don't sound very excited
Mark: Well... I am
Jordan: You, sir, have monotosis

monotosis by chalhoubmark February 6, 2017

monotheistic 

Adj. Pertaining to a belief system with only one almighty god.

Christianity, Islam, and Judaism are monotheistic.

monotheistic by Downstrike May 24, 2004

powerpoint monotonics 

the art of putting an audience to sleep with incorrect use of a presentation.

features usually include - but are not limited to - having no personality to speak of, reading off the slides, packing slides with too much meaningless data and not actually getting anything across.

whoa - where am i? dave's powerpoint monotonics put me right to sleep!

aw, man - if i'd known it was going to be a marathon of powerpoint monotonics i would've stayed at home and looked all that shit up on the internet.

powerpoint monotonics by geek.neo May 6, 2010

monotopical 

Someone who always talks about the same subject, or keeps the same topic active for weeks.

That guy is so monotopical nobody wants to talk to him any more.

monotopical by Herculoid February 20, 2010

monotonize 

v. To make monotonous.

Adults can monotonize any activity.

monotonize by Dave Scarpetti April 27, 2005

Monopolist

A person who is obsessed with the board game Monopoly. Most Monopolists can name the properties in order and the rent for most spaces.

It took us 30 minutes to decide on a game beause Jacob over there is a Monopolist, suggesting the MLB, NFL, Disney, Peanuts, Star Wars, and original before deciding on "Clue."

Monopolist by geniusonwheels February 12, 2009

Monotonized 

To make everything the same all the time, with no chance of fun or spontaneity in whatever it is you are doing. Boring and never changing.

Man this class is so monotonized i always feel like I'm gonna fall asleep!

Monotonized by mersons April 10, 2010