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monotosis

The made-up disease of having a monotone.

To have a dull; lacking in variety and interest tone of speaking. A person who has monotosis is monotonous (of a sound or utterance) lacking in variation in tone or pitch.
Mark: I'm so excited about winning a million dollars (no tone)
Jordan: You don't sound very excited
Mark: Well... I am
Jordan: You, sir, have monotosis
by chalhoubmark February 6, 2017
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monotheistic

Adj. Pertaining to a belief system with only one almighty god.
Christianity, Islam, and Judaism are monotheistic.
by Downstrike May 24, 2004
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powerpoint monotonics

the art of putting an audience to sleep with incorrect use of a presentation.

features usually include - but are not limited to - having no personality to speak of, reading off the slides, packing slides with too much meaningless data and not actually getting anything across.
whoa - where am i? dave's powerpoint monotonics put me right to sleep!

aw, man - if i'd known it was going to be a marathon of powerpoint monotonics i would've stayed at home and looked all that shit up on the internet.
by geek.neo May 6, 2010
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monotopical

Someone who always talks about the same subject, or keeps the same topic active for weeks.
That guy is so monotopical nobody wants to talk to him any more.
by Herculoid February 20, 2010
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monotonize

Adults can monotonize any activity.
by Dave Scarpetti April 27, 2005
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Monopolist

A person who is obsessed with the board game Monopoly. Most Monopolists can name the properties in order and the rent for most spaces.
It took us 30 minutes to decide on a game beause Jacob over there is a Monopolist, suggesting the MLB, NFL, Disney, Peanuts, Star Wars, and original before deciding on "Clue."
by geniusonwheels February 12, 2009
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Monotonized

To make everything the same all the time, with no chance of fun or spontaneity in whatever it is you are doing. Boring and never changing.
Man this class is so monotonized i always feel like I'm gonna fall asleep!
by mersons April 10, 2010
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