monotosis

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The made-up disease of having a monotone.

To have a dull; lacking in variety and interest tone of speaking. A person who has monotosis is monotonous (of a sound or utterance) lacking in variation in tone or pitch.

Mark: I'm so excited about winning a million dollars (no tone)
Jordan: You don't sound very excited
Mark: Well... I am
Jordan: You, sir, have monotosis

monotosis by chalhoubmark February 6, 2017

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monotheistic

Adj. Pertaining to a belief system with only one almighty god.

Christianity, Islam, and Judaism are monotheistic.

monotheistic by Downstrike May 24, 2004

Related Words

monotosis • monolosis • Monopolist • Monobolism • monopolisation • monopolistic • Monotheism • monotheistic • Monotheistic gain • monotonastery

powerpoint monotonics

the art of putting an audience to sleep with incorrect use of a presentation.

features usually include - but are not limited to - having no personality to speak of, reading off the slides, packing slides with too much meaningless data and not actually getting anything across.

whoa - where am i? dave's powerpoint monotonics put me right to sleep!

aw, man - if i'd known it was going to be a marathon of powerpoint monotonics i would've stayed at home and looked all that shit up on the internet.

powerpoint monotonics by geek.neo May 6, 2010

monotopical

Someone who always talks about the same subject, or keeps the same topic active for weeks.

That guy is so monotopical nobody wants to talk to him any more.

monotopical by Herculoid February 20, 2010

monotonize

v. To make monotonous.

Adults can monotonize any activity.

monotonize by Dave Scarpetti April 27, 2005

Monopolist

A person who is obsessed with the board game Monopoly. Most Monopolists can name the properties in order and the rent for most spaces.

It took us 30 minutes to decide on a game beause Jacob over there is a Monopolist, suggesting the MLB, NFL, Disney, Peanuts, Star Wars, and original before deciding on "Clue."

Monopolist by geniusonwheels February 12, 2009

Monotonized

To make everything the same all the time, with no chance of fun or spontaneity in whatever it is you are doing. Boring and never changing.

Man this class is so monotonized i always feel like I'm gonna fall asleep!

Monotonized by mersons April 10, 2010

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026