manliness

1. The quality of being manly and masculine.
2. Also a slang term for the size of a man's genitals. In particular, it means that the bigger your privates are, the more "manly" you are.

Damn, Mark ALMOST won the heart of that hottiemonjaro girl at the club! Even though he impressed her with his manliness (having won a few barfights, showing off a few signature moves, his looks, and his muscles), he really did NOT impress her when he dropped his pants, revealing his small excuse for manliness!

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Mark H. Showing off my manliness at posting new slang defs at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H November 11, 2005

Trifecta of Manliness

A Group of superior Men, the Embodiment of all that is Manly
quasi-religious figures in some sects, the Trifecta of Manliness Brings Masculinity back to an unfortunately effeminate world.

Captain, Smokes and Queerballs Make up the Trifecta of Manliness.

by Colte the Pirate December 26, 2006

East Moline

East Moline is a multi racial town of about 20 thousand. crackers live aboove the hill in the nice houses, and the spicks and black people live below the hill in the once nice, now shitty houses. Below the hill is called "watertown". i have no idea why though. there is always a billion fucking cops anywhere in this town. so dont fuckin speed or try and run or kill someone. u will get caught. the high school is called United Township(aka UT) and you cannot spell slUT without UT. in this shit hole of a town.there is almost nothing fun to do. you can walk around aimlessly and most likely end up at mcdonalds, drink underage or in the summer go to willow springs(pool). East moline is boring as fuck but its cool still. u meet some ghetto ass kids that teach the rich white boys how to smoke pot or chug a bottle. eventually everyone just hangs and drinks together. there are two catholic schools that merged that no one knows about even in that town. your an outcast if you go there. umm idk what else to say so the end

East moline is a boring ass town. last night i walked around and threw firecrackers at random things with some buddies

by Balls mclongdong March 8, 2009

Manliness

What is epitomized in the book an alphabet of manliness. This is charecterized by any action such as kicking babies, beating hippies, chugging hot sauce, and getting tucker max drunk.

I am maddox, I often do random acts of Manliness.

by Ash Williams July 15, 2006

Ultimate Manliness

Someone whose manliness is of a considerably vast level of superiority.

Blake is a prime example of ultimate manliness because of his ability to be ultimately manly.

by Blake, yes... Blake March 14, 2009

Manline

The tanline that men have; tan calves and knees, but extremely pale thighs to the point of hilarity.

Jon's tighty whiteys really showed of his manline.

by shelovessomeone September 7, 2007

Moulinex

A person who does multiple types of tasks, as a pun to the commercials of the Moulinex blenders, which can process you food in more than one way. A "good for everything".

- We just hired John, he works with Photoshop, Illustrator and can code HTML/CSS. If needed even PHP&mySQL.
- Oh so you bought yourself a brand new Moulinex.

by Alphaleader January 22, 2015