MonkeyBeard

A man who has a beard that is made of a monkey. The only way to shave this monkey is with Occum's Razor.

I shaved the monkeybeard and became rich!

by Philip Sap June 14, 2008

Monkeybeard

A monkey that attaches itself to the face of a host. According to legend, whoever shaves the legendary monkeybeard will become rich.

After being shaved, the monkeybeard went off to find a new host.

by dannyjenn June 16, 2008

monkeyed

intoxicated; inebriated.
monkeyed

"I was so monkeyed last night, I couldn't even remember the fifteenth drink'

by Mo Bessman November 7, 2007

Monkeyed

The art of one man fingering another man using the ring and middle finger together. Usually accruing at a social gathering or party using a sneak attack.

Dude, you just got the shit monkeyed out of you

by ihs adam k. May 26, 2009

monkeyhead

-noun muhng-kee-hed

A racial slur referring to a person with dark skin. Synonymous with nigger.

Woa bru, did you just see that monkeyhead. He looked like he was swinging on the vine two weeks ago.

by Jackmearse February 2, 2008

Monkeytar

Donates water to the African children while riding a big water bottle. He defends the water hole. He is the Santa claus of water.

Oh look Monkeytar is flying in on the water mobile he is here to give off his water.

by T_y_l_e_r February 5, 2019

sock monkeyed

A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.

Your mom has had so much work done...she's been sock monkeyed.

by Goat R. May 12, 2008