(n.) Any by-product or discharge from any human activity that, while pleasant enough at the time, afterward is in some way less attractive; (adj.) Anything that in retrospect might not have been such a good idea, (Orig. from sticky discharge after sex).
1. You were so hot tonight I'm all slathered in monkeybutter!
2. Get that monkeybutter chair from Ikea out of here!
2. Get that monkeybutter chair from Ikea out of here!
by affidavid April 05, 2006
An often shy, comforting creature that lurks around campsites. They forage for food, especially brownies or peanutbutter whilst campers are away from their tents. A Monkeybutt is a carefree, yet hyper animal who enjoys climbing tree's and often has a naughty side flashing their butt's to attract female attention. A Monkeybutt is rare creature, but enjoys attention of sorts and will be your friend for life.
by Kelephan September 10, 2011
My MonkeyButters have been sitting in the sun for 2 hours.. now im going to slap you in the face with them
by synapd March 08, 2005
An inside joke among Bellsouth Dial-Up tech support agents (actually Calltech, who outsource for Bellsouth). Comes from a phony customer listing named "Monkey Butter" which was used much like a message board between the agents. It had a lot of funny posts and lots of HTML. It was eventually deleted when one of the supervisors caught wind of it.
On a related note, another agent created a listing called "Son of Monkey Butter" and was fired in short order for it.
On a related note, another agent created a listing called "Son of Monkey Butter" and was fired in short order for it.
by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia April 17, 2005