tits and money

Something that is good or works well. Something admired for its use.

Check out that ride, thats tits and money.

by Fun guy September 7, 2007

Moneytits

A generally unattractive woman whose only redeeming physical quality is a pair of amazing wiggling, jiggling tits. Not to be confused with breast implants, which are simply tits that cost money.

"That stripper wasn't much to look at, but it was worth the $20 to have those sweet moneytits waved in my face!"

by Suck It Wilde May 22, 2010

monkeytits

Elongated breasts with unusually large, dark areolas. See National Geographic.

While watching vintage, 70s porn, "Nice monkeytits."

by Chimay January 15, 2004

Monkeytistic monkeycow

when you're playing Minecraft and you see a mooshroom, and then your friend starts being annoying, he's a monkeytistic monkeycow

you monkeytistic monkeycow james! why don't you go become a mooshroom yourself

by sykhor May 10, 2024