by JSP123 January 22, 2009
Get the Monkey Shit Fightsmug. Two or more monkeys fighting with rolled balls of their own shit often resulting in a filthy shit fest.
Hey Mike, you wanna go out and watch the Laker game later? Hell No, I'd rather watch a monkey shit fight.
by teakyden December 20, 2007
Get the Monkey Shit Fightmug. self explanatory
Those burritos gave me a terminal case of the flying monkey shits...bathroom is quarantined for the next hour!!
by noseed August 28, 2021
Get the Flying Monkey Shitsmug. Guy 1: *going insane because he got killed in a game*
Guy 2: Dude, what the fuck?
Guy 3: Man is flipping monkey shit
Guy 2: Dude, what the fuck?
Guy 3: Man is flipping monkey shit
by bruhmonke69 August 20, 2020
Get the flipping monkey shitmug. by Porn-a-holic March 16, 2004
Get the fuckin monkey shitmug. When you are on a long car ride, there are no gas stations near by, and the guy behind you is tailgating you. You shit in your hand and fling it as hard as you can at their windshield.
Friend 1: Hey look that asshole is tailgating you.
Me: hold on give a sec
**takes dump in hand and throws shit at car**
Friend 2: whoa man you just took an interstate monkey shit
Friend 1: The splatter on that one was insane! He will be cleaning and smelling that for days.
Me: I practiced while I took sink canoes
Me: hold on give a sec
**takes dump in hand and throws shit at car**
Friend 2: whoa man you just took an interstate monkey shit
Friend 1: The splatter on that one was insane! He will be cleaning and smelling that for days.
Me: I practiced while I took sink canoes
by AU69 June 18, 2023
Get the interstate monkey shitmug. by Joe Showbowski October 16, 2009
Get the Weird Monkey Shitmug.