monker

short for Monkey Fucker.
Mon+ker=Monker. Used when someone is being a total ass.

"He hung up on me! What a monker!"

by StephyBear August 11, 2008

Funky Monker

Derived from the phrase or name "Funky Monkey". It is described as a person who expresses one's self in a funky and comical way, making no sense in their actions or words. One who is comically spontaneous resulting in no logical or mature explanation of their actions or outbursts. A person who sees themselves as funny, while others see them as odd or weird. One who does or says things, to entertain one's self at the disposal of others, such as telling jokes that make no sense, just to see the expressions on other's faces, and watching reactions from others.

Joe: "Hey man, did you see that? I just wiped my mind with a burger wrapper!"

Sam: "Dude....what's that suppose to mean?"

Joe: "Totally dude....I agree!"

Sam: "Bro...you are one crazy funky monker!"

by 2crazy2tell April 17, 2009

monker dinker

“Monker dinker” the midget language from my little brother and mom

Me: makes him eat soap and says it’s candy . Him: and my mom Steven you monker dinker

by Dodgeramdually99 April 4, 2021

fecker monker

A polite way of saying 'fucking monkey'

Thought to have derived from the pseudo expletive vernacular as used in the comedy tv programme 'Father Ted'.

"father, you're a fecker monker!"

by dickie936 July 30, 2009

cock monker

When a male or female sucks dick in a public facility for moon pies or other tasty snacks to dip in when the male cums

Jane is such a cock monker, she sucked Kevin's dick in red lobster to dip her buns in.

by #rimjobs June 23, 2014

Monker

Cross between mong and wanker, used when a person is doing something incredibly stupid or as a term of exasperation but the words mong or wanker can't be used e.g. In polite but older company ie. Grandma or out of touch person who might not recognise the misuse of either word.

You are such a monker, stop being a monker.

by Icky 772 September 19, 2018

Monkers

Monker or monkers: is a word to describe a hyperactive child that leaves a big mess behind them in what ever activity they are doing. A combination of monkey and monster.

My son was acting like a little monkers today at my sister's place, he was very hyper and making a mess all over the place! Monker or monkers: is a word to describe a hyperactive child that leaves a big mess behind them in what ever activity they are doing. A combination of monkey and monster.

by Dragonslover May 21, 2023