monger

First of all, you are all wrong.


Monger
n.
From the root term Cock Monger. The name came about with the need for derogatory nicknames. The name Cock Monger was originally meant for a specific member of a group. The name caught on so well that soon it became a generic nickname, later shortened to just monger, mainly because we're lazy bastards and cock monger takes up too many syllables.
Synonyms: Dickhead, asshole, asswipe, shit head, nut, sack, dumbass, etc.

Hey, Monger, get your sorry ass over here!

by Cola and The Mongers @ SHS January 10, 2004

monger

someone who has been furiously beaten with the ugly stick.

" dude, that guy is a monger!"

or

" you monger!"

by blaahhhhhhhhhhhhh May 22, 2010

monger

Slang name for person involved with a secret cult of CadMonkeys

"Awright ye monger?"
"Awright dicktits!"

by Gobbledeegoq2sowkde3e3 August 18, 2003

monger

monster-tiger

Someone who is being a punk or brat

Stop being a monger and taking my clothes!

by pandagrl August 6, 2010

monger

One who makes love to a corpse and then consumes the excriments from the dead body.

is that a monger bangin that dead guy?

by the derekenheimer May 8, 2005

monger

word describing an incredibly cute individual, specifically adam louis gordy (see definition). used as a pet name. this is the only definition fosho don't pay attention to the other words. DEAD CORSPE? yeah righhhhhhht.

who's my little monger?
you're my precious mongie!
i love my monger!!

by Jennifer aka SuPaStAR June 6, 2005

monger

enormously big....especially referring to a womans breasts

dude.....did you see the mongers on that chick?

by Armani November 12, 2003